Donut, Will, South Simmons, and Lopez are keeping watch at Red Base.
Simmons: I'm out.
Donut: Me too!
Will: Same.
South: Fuck only got a single magazine.
Simmons: Well, that's it. I guess we're done, then.
Donut: Yeah. Simmons, I have to say, I didn't think I would go out like this.
Simmons: Yeah, whatever, that's nice.
Donut: You're not curious how I thought I would go out?
Simmons: No. No, not in the least.
Donut: How about you? Did you think you'd go out like this?
Simmons: Underequipped and surrounded by people I hate? Yeah, that's pretty much how I pictured it since I got assigned into this unit. You see, I'm a realist.
Will: Kind of cold.
Lopez: [I always thought I would be taken out by poor maintenance.]
Simmons: Lopez is right. We need to think of something.
Donut: Can we escape?
Simmons: I don't see how. He's faster than us and stronger than us.
South: If he has his equipment.
Lopez: (glares at Simmons) [Plus, somebody blew up all our vehicles.]
Donut: Good idea, Lopez!
Simmons: You understood what he said?
Donut: Yeah! High school Spanish, remember? He said the Meta must have gotten here someway.
Lopez: [I did?]
Donut: We just need to find his vehicle, and steal it!
Simmons: That's a good idea, Lopez!
Lopez: [It is? No it isn't.]
South: Take the compliment Lopez it may be the last nice thing they say.
Simmons: Okay, let's think. If you were a crazed lunatic, where would you hide a vehicle?
Lopez: .[Maybe he cloaked it. That's what I would do.]
Donut: A garage is too obvious, Lopez. We need to think of something crazier.
South: He didn't say that Donut I think he said cloaking
Lopez: [You understand me South!?]
South: A little but more than Donut so I might have a miss translation. And I don't understand you most of the time.
Lopez: [I don't care as long as donut doesn't translate for me.]
Donut: Crazier!
Lopez: [That wasn't even a suggestion!]
Simmons: Well, clearly Lopez is just having an off-day, so let's ignore him.
Will: Or you guys are idiots.
Lopez: [Fuck you guys.]
Simmons: So we're looking for some kind of vehicle, probably parked by Blue Base...
Lopez: ![You're talking as if you know there is a vehicle!]
Donut: What if it only has four seats?
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Red vs Blue recreation male oc
FantasyTucker and Ava are in trouble. Caboose is acting weird and working on his project it is up to Sarge Alex and Caboose to save Tucker and Ava. Also they need to find an artifact that is barred. Meanwhile in Valhalla Simmons, Will, Donut, Lopez and So...
