selcouth-randomness book

Adrian Gets Interviewed

Just a quick note -- Andrew is Adrian and Ben's only kid. This is an AU where Andrew is famous on YT and has his followers comment questions for his gf to read to him and Adrian, and Adrian has to answer them. This is heavily inspired by Kelsey Animated on YT.

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Andrew: What's up, everyone? Today, I'm here with my girlfriend, Rebecca!

Rebecca: Hi!

Andrew: We're gonna be doin' a Q&A with one of my dads, Adrian!

Adrian: Hello!

Andrew: I'm gonna have Becca read questions asked by you guys and my dad has to answer them

Andrew: HONESTLY

Adrian: *Chuckles nervously*

Andrew: You two ready?

Becca and Adrian, in unison: Yeah

Becca: Okay first one: Who's your favorite child?

Andrew and Adrian: Favorite child...?

Andrew: I thought I was your only child...

Andrew: WHAT ARE YOU HIDING

Adrian: I'm not hiding anything -- maybe -- but that's easy!

Andrew: Aww, dad, I'm your--

Adrian: Minnow!

Becca: OOOOH *Laughing* HE PICKED THE CAT OVER YOU

Andrew: W-what?

Adrian: *Laughing*

Andrew: 🥺

Becca: Next: What's your least favorite thing Andrew does?

Adrian: Least favorite thing...?

Andrew: After that last question, I think its okay for me to be scared

Adrian: *Chuckles* Well, sometimes I'll wake up in the middle of the night because of some random noise and I'll sit up and Andrew's just standing in the doorway—

Andrew and Becca: *Laughing*

Adrian:—like some psychopath murderer or something, and i-it's just pitch-black, and then he f—ing MOANS, and it takes everything in me not to scream and then he wakes up and I realize that he's been sleepwalking again.

Andrew and Becca: *Laughing harder*

Adrian: *Laughing*

Becca, trying to stop: O-okay, t-time for the n-next question: How did you react when you found out Andrew was famous?

Adrian: Woah, Andi's famous?

Becca: *Snorts*

Andrew: 😑 Gee thanks, dad, real nice to have you here today

Adrian: Nah, I'm just kidding—well, I was kinda shocked, honestly—

Becca: WOW

Andrew: HEY

Adrian, with a straight face: —I mean, my dorky son? My son? Really? How did that happen?

Andrew: IM GONNA CUT THAT

Becca: No, no, no, don't, please don't

Andrew: I'll just interview my father instead—

Andrew: Dad, go get my father

Adrian: But I'm not done roasting you yet ;)

Becca: Gimme two seconds

*Can hear her laughing from the next room over*

Andrew: DAD

Adrian: *Grinning* Fine, fine

Andrew: Okay, we'll be right back!