selcouth-randomness book

Firefly and Mantis, my children

Mantis: Okay, truth or dare?
Firefly: Truth
Mantis: How many hours have you slept this week?
Firefly:
Firefly: ...Dare
Mantis: Go to bed.
Firefly: I don't like this game.

Mantis: You're giving me a sticker?
Firefly: Not just a sticker.That is a sticker of a kitty saying "me- wow!"
Mantis: I'm not a preschooler.
Firefly: Fine, I'll take it back
Mantis: I earned this, back off!

Firefly: Why would you think any of this was a good idea?
Mantis: Probably because I'm a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence.
Firefly:
Mantis: I don't know how you keep forgetting this.

Mantis: WHAT'S YOUR TYPE
Firefly: Anything, honestly, but nerds especially
Mantis, desperately, as Firefly bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE
Firefly: Oh! B positive.
Mantis: DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE
Firefly:

Mantis: Which is correct, seven and five IS thirteen, or seven and five ARE thirteen?
Firefly: Neither.
Firefly: Because it's twelve.

Mantis: *Stubs their toe* FUCK!
Firefly: Mind your language!
Mantis: What else am I supposed to say, "Woe is I"???
Firefly:
Mantis: You have to accept that swear words are necessary sometimes.

Firefly, going over Mantis's resume: Okay, so right here, it states that you're creative.
Mantis: Yes
Firefly: Okay...may I know what you create?
Mantis: Problems.

Mantis: What if the 'g' in 'gif' is silent?
Firefly: Go the fuck to sleep
Mantis: What gif I don't want to?
Firefly: Fuck You!

Mantis: Man, I only ever see you awake, do you ever shut down or stop running?
Firefly: Oh, I'm always running
Firefly: The question is from what

Mantis: I think I'm falling for you.
Firefly: Then get up.