enjoy this while I write our family reunion
THIS IS NOT A PART OF THE STORY!!!
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"Hi guys I am Ellie and you're watching Harry Potter but a parallel universe where I am Dracos twin sister. I will be filming myself saying dead vines from the future in the past. I hope you enjoy because i'll probably get stabbed a few times."
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"I could kill you if I wanted to." Bellatrix said.
"I mean... Like.. so could anyone else..."
"What? Uh- What are you?-"
"I mean so could a horse, a cat... like a REALLY ambitious duck."
"Merlin is she nuts?" I heard someone murmur. "No love, I'm immortal but I like to piss people off."
"Immortal my ass.... AVADA KEDAVRA"
A stream of green light hit me in the chest and I decided to be a bitch and play dead. Just to see what they have to say.
"Humf. like I said. Immortal my ass. Petty little thing thinks she deserves a word with our lord."
"She looks like a hooker."
I heard many agreements and decided to sit up. "You think?!"
"That is not a compliment." Bellatrix grumbles.
"From Dolohov and Crouch? Totally is."
Dolohov nodded. "Hookers are hot."
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"I'M A BAD BITCH YOU CANT KILL ME!"
*Dementor just floats staring at her*
"WHAT?! CANT TAKE THE SMOKE?!"
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"Well....When life gives you lemons....."
Draco - "What do you do?"
*Ellie stares into space*
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"WHAT THE FUCK IS UP FRED NO WHAT DID YOU SAY DUDE NO WHAT THE FUCK DUDE?! STEP THE FUCK UP FRED."
Fred- *visable confusion* "Imma just-" *runs away*
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*Ellie runs up behind Hermione and Ron and grabs Ron by the shoulders.
"Is there anything better than pussy?!"
*She turns to Hermione and grabs her notes for potions*
"YES A REALLY GOOD BOOK"
*Ellie runs away with hermiones notes knowing there is an essay due tomorrow.*
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*Ellie in a death eater meeting*
"We have a mission. We need to get these muggle directors and take over in less than a day." Says Voldemort.
"But we could die?" Draco says.
*Ellie jumps up on the table*
"We all die you either kill yourself or get killed."
*Ellie starts dancing*
"WHAT YOU GONE DO?!
WHAT YOU GONE DO?!"
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*Lavender and Ron making out*
*Hermione sees them and walks away crying.*
*draco and Ellie look at each other and shrug*
Ellie- "When there's too much drama at school-"
Draco- "All you gotta do is-"
Both of them- "WALK AWAYAYAYWEHHHH"
*They both cat-walk out of the Great Hall*
A/N
There will probably be more of these in the future
(NOT A part of the plot)
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