Frustratedwriter: Hello...this is the author---
(Y/n): can we get this over with?
Frustratedwriter: Geez...why am I interviewing you...*sulk*
(Y/n): you cannot deny this story is already getting to the good part. By that way I wi--*covered her mouth*
Frustratedwriter: NO SPOILER! oh ghad...
(Y/n): you say that...but you send screen shots of the draft works on twitter....*rolls eye*
Frustratedwriter: I knew this will happen...so... let's call Eris
Eris: hello! Ahh....*looks at (y/n)* you are here
(Y/n): I say the same...
*Tension*
Frustratedwriter: okay okay....we will conduct this interview...to know a bunch of stuff...
Eris: Ohhh! I knew this! They will ask questions to know us better.
(Y/n): to hate you better...
Eris: Shut up okay....That will change!
(Y/n): oh please*snicker*
Frustratedwriter: I am still here guys...*sweats*
:Okay...first Question...How are you two going?
Eris: We are fine
(Y/n): why do people need to know?
Frustratedwriter: The hell...(Y/n)...
Eris: this is for the readers...
(Y/n): I am answering however I want
Frustratedwriter: I should make a gentler character next time...
:Okay, uhmm....here...If you are in the canon version of One piece...what will be you? Marine, Pirate, or revolutionary?
Eris: Pirate! Maybe sail with Luffy!!
(Y/n): none
Frustratedwriter: again...what is with your answer?
Eris: You should say anything about you...come on...
(Y/n): I said none...I will be just a civilian
Eris/Frustratedwriter: what?
(Y/n): What... you think I will aim to be the king of pirate? You wish...
Frustratedwriter: Wait...I am surprise here myself...why?
Eris: do we really need to know...?
(Y/n): Being a pirate is expensive...I doubt I will have anyone...
Frustratedwriter: then ask your uncle?
Eris: ???
(Y/n): *ignore* besides...if I became a pirate I will be against all of them...well... Let's just say the course of OP will be different...
Eris: How so?
(Y/n): Luffy would really die by my hands if I am a marine...If Pirate...I will be in my uncle...and will Kill Law before he even betray...and revolutionary...*sneaker* The government will even be more fucked up... 'sides... If I will be in Canon OP...they won't stand a chance either side I took.
Eris: you talk so full of yourself! Luffy will be the pirate king
(Y/n): really?
Frustratedwriter: *realizing that (y/n) will be the most overpowered character if that happens* Remind me again to never make evil characters like you.
(Y/n): Everyone likes me
Eris: no one likes you
Frustratedwriter: no one likes YOU
Eris: HUUUHHH?!
Frustratedwriter: next question, if you will ever choose a mate...who would it be and why?
Eris/(Y/n): None
Frustratedwriter: that is awfully bad for you two...and Eris...you likability to the reader has decreased to 10
Eris: WTF?! WHAT DID I DO WRONG?!
Frustratedwriter: it seems they said you are a whore for not picking one
Eris: *points at (Y/n)* SHE DID NOT PICK ONE AS WELL!
Frustratedwriter: she is a different entity...so...why none
Eris: I cannot just pick one!
Frustratedwriter/(Y/n): Whore...
Eris: OI!
(Y/n): If I always prefer someone...then shouldn't this story proceed to me liking anyone? We are already in 30+ chapters.... so don't ask something impossible in the first place.
Frustratedwriter: But in the previous chaps, You kissed Luffy!
(Y/n): and I did
Eris: HOW COULD YOU TOOK LUFFY'S KISS?! I SHOULD BE HIS FIRST KISS
Frustratedwriter/(y/n): Says who?
Frustratedwriter: I'll read the next question, Do you like to collect? And what do you collect?
Eris: I really like collecting cosmetics that will suit me
(Y/n): I have toe and finger nail collection
Frustratedwriter: is this true? You sounded like someone with the name Yoshikage
(Y/n): I am just kidding
Eris: I find that hard to believe...
(y/n): I collect tea flavors and cups
Eris: that is surprisingly normal
Frustratedwriter: moving on...if you are given to be in a sports...where would you be?
Eris: Hmmm, I am not that athletic...but I will surely be a cheerleader
(Y/n):...
: With how you answer...should I say I will be on the bleachers?
*Song 'you belong with me' by taylor swift plays in the background*
Frustratedwriter: *stop the music* PLEASE BE NORMAL!
(Y/n): Dodgeball
Eris: that is not counted as a sport
(Y/n): really?
Frustratedwriter: not really...but why??
(Y/n): I like hitting people
Eris/Frustratedwriter: ...
Frustratedwriter: okay moving on...sheesh...Uhmm...What are you looking for in a man?
(Y/n): *will open her mouth*
Eris: ALPHAS WHO CAN PROTECT ME!
Frustratedwriter: what? What did you said (y/n)?
(Y/n): I said...
Eris: COME ON! WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS PRIORITIZING HER!
Frustratedwriter: the fuck...shut up for a moment!!
Eris: *sits down while pouting*
Frustratedwriter: what is it again, (Y/n)?
(Y/n): I don't want to tell anymore... it's a hassle.
Frustratedwriter: something tells me, my name will surely be me...if this interview goes on...
: Anything you like to say to the readers?
Eris: Yeah! Love me more! I am not a psycho like her!
(Y/n): that's an interesting proposal...
: *Look at your way* if you want to be mine...bark like a dog
Frustratedwriter: haizz...Anyway Please don't bark...and if you like this chapter please comment some questions and request on who will be partnered with (y/n) on the next interview. We will try our best to answer all of them.
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I am A Beta
FanfictionThis is an ordinary story in an ordinary life. Alphas, they are always on the top of the hierarchy. Omegas, they are always the ones who stand out. It's always those two don't you think? But what about them? Those who are in between. Those who make...
