ICELANDIC CHILL ZONE - Celebrities, Smart Asses, and Fan Favorites
SKAFTAFELL NATIONAL PARK, ICE CAVES (Either/Or: Fossils) - Air Benders, Glitch Techs, Magical Girlfriends, Philosophers, Mystery Twins, BFPFs, Best Friends, McDuck Nephews, State Alchemists, and Apex Leaders
SKAFTAFELL NATIONAL PARK, DINING GROUNDS (Either/Or: Feast) - Dimension Hoppers, Aristocrats, Burger Children, Liars, and IMPs
ICELANDIC HELICOPTER - Sparrow Scouts, Space Conquerers, Host Club Members, Park Employees, Roommates, Conspirators, Fallen Angels, Superheroes, and Camp Campers
MOUNTAIN PASS, CHILL ZONE
(The Celebrities, Smart Asses, and Fan Favorites make their way to the Chill Zone, which is between two craggy mountains beyond the ice caves and way past the dining area. Each of these three run with all their might)
Morty: I can see it... I can see the Chill Zone! C'mon, Rick!
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(Two feet land on the Chill Zone first. Those belong to... Morty and Rick.)
Don: Smart Asses take first place!
Morty: Holy shit!! We actually got first place in a round!
Rick: Eugh... Wh-What's happening, Morty? That French wine is really taking a number on the memory...
Morty: We got first place, Rick! Oh damn, this feels rewarding! I feel on top of the world right now!
Rick: Fucking first? Fuck.... Fuck yes! This is the fucking shit that we're talking about!
Don: Second place go to the Fan Favorites!
Varian: Whooo! Top three for... Wh-What should our nickname be? I know Eugene and I are Team Awesome, but what should represent us?
Cassandra: How about just sticking with the Fan Favorites?
Varian: Top three for Fan Favorites! Heck yes!!
Don: Ah, Celebrities. You two get a penalty.
Todd: A p-penalty?! For what?!
BoJack: We get in the top three today and now you think that we deserve a penalty?! I can cancel you on Twitter if I want!
Don: No matter how many Twitter stans you hire, it doesn't change the fact that only one of you participated in the local speak challenge. This is gonna result in the 30 minute penalty.
(30:00 penalty against the Celebrities for not sticking together in the geyser field)
BoJack: What the actual fuck?! This is bullshit, Todd! Fucking Christ!
Todd: Man, I am upset about this! (Sighs) This is my fault... I shouldn't have left you... even if you were drunk...
BoJack: We can't be eliminated now. We'll look like laughingstocks, Todd! The joke of television!
SKAFTAFELL NATIONAL PARK
(The final helicopter arrives, meaning all teams are now in the National Park)
(All teams repeatedly press the Don Box)
Panty: If we can handle dirty dick, then we can handle a meal made for a Viking.
Stocking: (smells) Oh, smell that raw meat, Panty! I'm getting hungry just by looking at that head!
Panty: Well, then we're gonna do the Feast, since we can handle it.
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