Meet the Demoman but It's KLEE?!

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[The scene shows the title, MEET THE DEMOMAN but IT'S KLEE?! as "Drunken Pipe Bomb" began to play and the scene now switched to Klee running around Mondstadt throwing her bombs before the screen comes to a halt]

Jean sighed and pinched the bridge of her nose," Klee..."

The Spark Knight of the Knights of Favonius looks at Jean nervously as she twirled her fingers nervously," Is Klee grounded again...?"

Kaeya merely chuckled.

"Come on, Grandmaster. Take it easy with everyone's favorite Spark Knight."Kaeya said and ruffled the bomb child's hair, making her giggle.

Klee:What makes Klee a good demoman?

[The scene now shows Klee inside Solitary Confinement in a table full of her bombs and empty boxes of apple juice]

Klee:If Klee were a bad demoman, I wouldn't be sitting here, discussing it with you, now would I?!

[The scene now switched to Klee running out of Mondstadt, before showing herself in a fight against some hilichurls and the scene now showing Klee running away from a Fatui Anemoboxer]

"Oh wow, look at her. Finally going toe-to-toe against the Fatui. Our Spark Knight's all grown up..."Kaeya said, only to earn himself a smack from Amber, who merely rolled her eyes.

Klee:One bouncy material from Sucrose, one pinch of pyro slime,  a bit blessing from the Pyro Archon! And KABLOOEY!

[A montage plays of Klee fighting against hilichurls, Treasure Hoarders and the Fatui whilst drinking some apple juice]

"Okay, who gave her that much apple juice?"Jean asked, wondering who would give Klee an almost limitless access to apple  juice. Most of the Knights just gave negative responses, meaning that none of them gave Klee that much apple juice.

[Klee places the empty juice box on her table]

Klee:They got Klee's treasure again, I'm a pint-sized knight. They have more sea monsters at the way to Inazuma than they got in Liyue. SO!

[Klee was seen running before stopping on her tracks when she sees a horde of Fatui Agents running towards her]

Klee:To all who steals Klee's treasures, go and take it, I dare you! Klee will be waiting!

[Klee removes her bag and began to dig through her bag as a Fatui Pyro Agent pushes an Anemoboxer aside]

Klee:Klee is an unhappy fable, with an unhappy end!

[The Fatui Agents stopped in their tracks before they turned tail and ran to the opposite direction as a mega-gigantic Jumpy Dumpty was seen in the air before crashing at the running Fatui Agents before an explosion goes off from a distance]

[The scene shifts to an Anemoboxer's perspective as Klee laughs and approached the Anemoboxer]

Klee:Oh, they're going to have to glue you back together... IN HELL!

[Klee appears again while running away from Jean as the "Team Fortress 2 Ending Flourish" plays]

Those from the Knights of Favonius just remained silent while those outside from Mondstadt laughed...very, very, loudly.

What did I just write?

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