It's Pretty Quiet...

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[The scene begins inside of Aether's Serenitea Pot Mansion. Thoma looks at the camera as he places an index finger on his mouth with a smile]

[Noelle exits the kitchen with a mug of coffee, which she handed it to Jean, who received with a nod. Aether exits the storage room as Childe approaches him with a watch at hand. Aether looks at it and gives Childe a thumbs up]

"...Why is it so quiet?"Albedo asked softly, wondering why the rest of themselves were silent. No, eerily silent.

"You guys are playing a game."Kiran plainly said.

"'A game?' By being quiet?"Itto asked before scoffing," That sounds boooorrriiinnngggg."

[The screen now shows Albedo with his notepad at hand with something written on it. He shows it to the camera]

WE'VE BEEN IN THE LONGEST SILENT STREAK IN HISTORY.

[Albedo flipped the page]

NOBODY HAS SAID ANYTHING IN...

[Albedo looks at the clock before writing...]

20 MINUTES.

[He just nods]

"20 minutes? That is...surprising to say, at least. I have assumed someone would have already broken the silence."Zhongli said before eyeing his own colleagues.

Venti just pouted and Ei rolled her eyes.

[Itto then looks out the window and sees a bake-danuki eating a Fisherman's Toast as if it was a sandwich and was eating it like a person]

"Aw! That's adorable!"Yoimiya cooed at the sight of the bake-danuki eating the sandwich. Many agreed with her.

Meanwhile, a certain Tengu general sighs in exasperation," The foolish Oni's going to break the silence..."

[Itto held back his laughter before running back inside to tell them of his findings, however, no one seemed to understand what he's saying since they were not allowed to utter a single word]

[Paimon exits the kitchen with a Tri-color Dango at hand. She then takes a bite out of it...]

Paimon:OH YEAH!

[Everyone then groaned and let out annoyed noises and protests]

Same goes to everyone in the crowd.

Kaeya:I knew it!

Ganyu:Paimon!

Ei:As soon as I heard you take a bite out of that Dango...

Diluc:Must you really say "Oh yeah" everytime you eat something delicious?

Paimon:Paimon can't help it! It's just too good!

[Paimon takes a bite out of her Dango again]

Paimon:Oh yeah!

"Paimon!"Amber protested in annoyance, knowing that their game was ruined by the tiny fairy-pixie thing.

"Paimon really can't help it, okay?!"Paimon bit at the Dango that was given to her by Ei," Oh yeah!"

Aether:All right, I think we can beat 28 minutes. Get it all out now if you have to.

Itto:It was a tanuki eating a Fisherman's Toast like a person!

Xingqiu:You really need to stop reminiscing about Osmanthus' Wine, or I'm gonna go insane.

[Zhongli nods in agreement]

Bennett:Does anyone have a band aid I can use?

Tartaglia:Check out this song I wrote... TAR-TAR-TAGLIA
Lover of Snezhnayan queen
There was a cat that really was gone

[Multiple responses were heard as Aether decides to begin again]

Aether:All right! Everybody get ready in 3, 2, good luck and...1!

[Their mouths clamped shut again]

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