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"It..it's... no that creepy perverted villain who is only perverted towards me!?"-you

"Huh??????" -Saitama

"First off I am not a pervert I just really love you and second ARE YOUR CHEATING ON ME?!"-villain

"What gives you that idea and besides that I am not dating you"-you

"Well not yet at least~" - Villain

"Shut it Ren"-you

"Aww see your already saying my name, I wonder how you would say my name as your under me. Panting and gasping for air as we lay bare on a bed with soft silky sheets. All while I ram-" him

" Your such a creep ...look if your looking to fight then fight with other,you see I ha-" - you

" yeah yeah I know you retired"-him

" How did you know?" - you

" I know everything about you and since you retired..."-him

"Huh?"- you

"Can I leave? I feel uncomfortable with what he just said to you" - Saitama

Ren looks slowly up with a blush on his face then Starts to play with his fingers and look to the side. 

" Well I know you have a kid and you need someone else to help you. So maybe we can start a family and put are differences aside."

"Uh.. sorry but not I already have help with this kid plus I made a promise with the person"

"Who?.."

"Huh?"-you

"Who is this person?..."

"And why should I tell you?"

"Cause... I....will.. KILL THEM!" He shouted loudly

"Waaaaaaaaa!" -little Philly cheesesteak

"OH! COME ON! You have any idea how hard it takes to calm him down and make him take a nap. You know what let's fight, instead of using just my finger I will use my whole hand"

"But first,here you take my baby for a few minutes "-you

"My name is Saitama uh sure I guess"

You walk up to him and slap him so hard he went flying in the air towards some where(you know when team rocket blasts off from Pokémon ,he looked like that)

You look back at Saitama to see his shocked expression. Not only that but Philly was giggling at the fact you slapped Ren.

"Well what do you say kid would you want to be my-" you

"Are you going to tech me to do stuff like that" Saitama pointed his finger into the air

"Of course it wil-" you

"YES YES YES" Saitama

You take Philly and exchange numbers But before you leave you say to Saitama.

"Young man starting tomorrow you will train under me also don't tell anyone I am your teachers , well then see you next time"

With that you leave

✍🏼🐼 sorry I have not posted, I have been busy with stuff and tired

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