she's not so bad at all

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3rd person pov

Cheri was still asleep but as she smelled eggs she slowly woke up rubbing the sleep out of her eyes and yawning

Cheri's pov

I walked outside and looked over at Fiona who had been making eggs and Shrek was awake then woke up donkey

"Morning how do you like your eggs"  Fiona said "ah good morning princess" donkey said "what's all this about?" Shrek asked

"Well we were on the foot yesterday and I thought we could form a truce after all you did rescue me" Fiona said setting the eggs in front of them I smiled as I found an apple tree and took an apple biting into it

'this kinda reminds me of the time I had to bite into the red apple to save merlin' I thought to myself as I thought about the recent adventure I had

'But the merlin in this world is a crazy old man who lost his marbles' I thought to myself as I bit into the apple again

We were off on the road again and walked through the woods Shrek burped "Shrek" donkey said "what it's a compliment better out than in I always say" Shrek said

"That is no way to behave in front of a princess" donkey said just as Fiona burped "thanks" Fiona said "she's as nasty as you are" donkey said

"Heh...well your not exactly what I was expecting" Shrek said "well maybe you shouldn't judge people before you get to know them" Fiona said "ooh that's gotta sting" I said to Shrek making him glare at me while I just smirked

While fiona sang I heard an annoying voice "anyone else hear that crescendo getting closer" I said digging my ear with my pinkie finger

"La liberty" I heard 'ah right I forgot about this part Robin hood and his merry men' I thought to myself 'How annoying' I thought

Robin hood had captured Fiona "Princess" Shrek said "I am your savior and I saved you from this..." he kissed up her arm

"Beast" Robin hood said "hey dumbass Don't you have anything better to do than capturing my friend with your dirty mitts on her" I said annoyed

"She's my princess go find your own" Shrek said "Please monster, senorita can't you see I'm a little busy here" Robin hood said

"Look pal I Don know who you think you are" Fiona said angrily "oh right how rude of me oh merry men hahaha" robin hood laughs

They started singing nope not dealing with this I immediately punched Robin hood and Fiona followed up behind me "man that was annoying" Fiona said

"Why you little" one of the merry men shot an arrow that somehow ended up in shreks buttocks I took out my sword and Fiona kept fighting them

I threatened to burn them Alive if they ever bothered us again and they shook and ran with Robin hood not too far behind

I sheath my sword hazeburn and walked over to where Fiona was "hold the phone" Shrek said dropping donkey as he followed behind

"What was that...that was incredible where did you learn that" Shrek said "well as I've been in a tower you...there's an arrow in your butt" Fiona said

"What...oh would you look at that" Shrek said "what's happening what'd I miss" donkey said "he's somehow got an arrow in his butt" I said smirking while trying to stifle a laugh

"Shreks hurt" donkey said starting to freak out "donkey just calm down breathe Shrek isn't in imminent danger he's going to be fine" I said

"Donkey I need you to get me blue flowers with red thorns" Fiona said "blue flowers red thorns ok Shrek stay away from the light" donkey said

I sighed "what are the flowers for" shrek said "to get rid of donkey" Fiona said "which was smart except for the fact that he's colorblind" I said following after donkey

"Hey donkey I'm tagging along" I said "ok do you think..." he said "yeah I'll help" I said as I motioned over to the blue flowers and red thorns

"Agh..." we heard Shrek yell in pain "hold on Shrek were coming" donkey said as he grabbed the bouquet of flowers with his mouth

We found Fiona on top of Shrek I Decided to tease them and did the wolf whistle "whistles...damn you guys got busy" I said teasing them they both turned red

"Nothing happened..." Shrek said pushing Fiona off of him "look if you wanted to be alone all you had to do was ask" donkey said

"No that's not what we were....agh" Shrek said as the arrow was pulled from his buttocks "ow" Shrek said in a strained voice

"Is that blood" donkey said as he passed out from the sight of blood "donkey down" I said Shrek carried donkey as we went on our way

I looked at the two as they went and got even more Romantic I think the two of them are getting closer than they think they know

I smiled and whispered under my breath "I ship it so bad" I chuckled lightly "what you laughing at by yourself" donkey said

"Hm oh don't worry about it" I said and pat his head walking away following behind the lovebirds they look adorable together

I see Fiona shove Shrek playfully and Shrek shoved Fiona playfully which made her go into a bunch of shrubbery she chased after him

I chuckled at the scene before me you would think that they've been in love with each other since forever but love follows after everyone at some point in time

"There you go again laughing to yourself you know something Don't you girl" donkey said sassily

"like I said before you Don't need to worry about it" I said and saw them both laughing and having fun I wish I was in love the only crushes I've had are on movie characters...

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