meeting the evil fairy godmother shrek is human

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3rd person pov

Cheri, Shrek, donkey and puss headed inside the factory and saw the secretary busy

Cheri's pov

"Excuse me we're looking for..." Shrek was cut off "the fairy Godmother I'm sorry she's not in" the guy said

"Coffee with a monte Cristo now" fairy godmother spoke through the horn "yes fairy godmother right away" he said

"The fairy godmother Isn't taking clients at the time" the secretary said "oh that's OK we're from the union" Shrek said "the union" he said

I ignored most of the conversation because I was bored and didn't want to listen "of course go right in" the secretary said

Time skip to fairy godmother...

We finally saw fairy Godmother laughing maniacally she then saw us "what in blazes name are you doing here" fairy godmother said

"Well Fiona isn't exactly happy" Shrek said "oh and you want a clue as to why that is" fairy godmother said

"Ogres don't have happily ever after" fairy godmother said "Alright look lady" Shrek said now angry pointing at fairy Godmother

"Don't you point those dirty green sausages at me" fairy godmother said "your the one who doesn't deserve a happy ending you manipulative psychopathic bitch" I said loud enough so she could hear me

"What did you just say you brat" she said "you heard me loud and clear Shrek and Fiona love each other very much everyone but you deserve a happy ending" I said with fire burning in my eyes

"Monte Cristo and coffee" one of the minions came in and I saw the wheels in Shrek's head turn "no it's ok we were just leaving sorry to have disturbed you fairy Godmother" Shrek said

"And you little girl next time we meet I will curse you, you better hope to god we don't meet next time" she said I smirked "looking forward to it bitch" I said boldly

We were hiding in a closet and we somehow got passed and got into the potion room

"Hah why are we doing this?" I asked but Shrek ignored me "why Don't you keep watch donkey" Shrek said

Time skip after they stole the potion...

"Happily ever after potion if you drink this you and your lover you both will be fine you and your lover with lovers divine" Shrek said

"You both will be fine" donkey repeated finding it suspicious "I guess it would affect Fiona too" he said

He opened the bottle "hold on this don't feel right my donkey senses are tingling" donkey said "I'm sure it's fine donkey" I said

'Of course it's fine it's not going to kill him' I thought to myself 'Why is my back suddenly so heavy' I thought to myself "uhm" the three looked at me confused

"What?" I asked in confusion "you should turn around" Shrek said "why?" I asked "just turn around you got wings on your back" donkey said

"What?" I asked in confusion "you should turn around" Shrek said "why?" I asked "just turn around you got wings on your back" donkey said

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I looked behind me and I did have wings they seemed to burn with fire I was so occupied with what was in front of me I didn't notice

"Do you think the fairy godmother cursed you after all cheri" puss said I sighed and covered my face "no this is my doing" I said

"Hm" they all looked at me strangely "I just learned recently that my parents weren't all human so I got my dad's power of the mythical phoenix" I said

After awhile they seemed to calm down and get back to the potion that Shrek had in his hand I figured out quickly how to put my wings away

Shrek sneezed out goop "ah ha see your allergic to the stuff" donkey said "maybe I should take a sip just in case it is poison" puss said

"Oh no no...I'm gonna test it out that's the best friends job no give me that bottle" donkey said and took it from Shrek gulping down some of the potion

Shrek took it off him before he drank the whole thing Donkey smacked his lips a couple times "how do you feel" Shrek said

"I don't feel any different, do I look any different" donkey said "you still look like an ass to me" puss said "maybe it doesn't work on donkeys" Shrek said

I rolled my eyes 'or maybe it just doesn't work right away' I thought to myself "Shrek no you drink that and there's no going back" donkey said

"I know" Shrek said "no more rolling around in the mud" Donkey said "I know" Shrek said getting agitated "but you love being an ogre" donkey said

"I know" Shrek yelled "but I love Fiona more" he said "Shrek no wait" donkey said Shrek gulped down the rest of the potion

Then he farted "ew nasty" I said "I think you grabbed the farty ever after potion" donkey said "or maybe me and Fiona weren't meant to be together" Shrek said looking sullen

Then it started to rain "oh no I think I feel something coming on I'm melting" donkey said freaking out "it's just the rain donkey" I said as we walked away going to find some shelter from the rain

'Oh poor Shrek if only you knew what was about to happen' I thought to myself I sighed and followed behind them seeing the goop on the mushroom turn it into a rose

We went into a barn and I fell on the hay bales immediately falling fast asleep because I was extremely tired

The next day...

"Good morning" I heard and saw puss being held by a woman 'ah right we spent the night in a barn after it started to rain' I thought to myself

I looked over and saw no ogre and no donkey but a man and a white stallion "Shrek, donkey!" I said in surprise

I mean I know this was going to happen but I didn't think I would ever witness it with my own eyes 'I think my head is aching ah'

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