Arthur is a stinky ratman. 🐀🦨👃You can't change my mind. He is old and probably smells like jellied eels.💩🤢🤮 He yells at children for being on his lawn and leaves his card in the card machine because he likes the beebing sound it makes. 🤡💫💥🧓🏻His favorite food is carrots in lime jello. 🥕🥕🦶🍧His kitchen is carpeted.🦠 He has the temper of a feral badger👹🦡(not the cute badgers though, the mean ones). If he was a rodent he would ABSOLUTELY NOT be a capybara, but a giant warf rat. 🗿🚷🇬🇧🐀
Rat arthur is best arthur though. ❤🤩😊🥰😔🤮😶💞❤
Here, have some terrible fan art I made. I can't get the picture to upload right. But how fitting.
Here. Have some art I found on a google search.England driving. Very classy.
See! There is a rat on his arm!
The man on a hike.
Arthur ridding the Tube in london...
Alice and Arthur greeting everyone...
I have no words...
Whats is the point you may ask?Idk. I am bored and have iced coffee. No regerts, and no apologies. England is a rat. I don't make the rules, I just live by them. 🇬🇧🇬🇧🚩🚩🌹🌹👹🦶🐀🐁🐭🐍🤢☕☕
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Hetalia One-Shots
FanfictionHetalia oneshots, song fics, rat england makes a cameo, people questioning america's sanity, etc. The usual.