Alucard🍷 & Aizawa🪢 Asks (hc's both)

roaches/chubby hater (17)

Ask: Alucard Aizawa roaches

Any headcanons for Aizawa and Alucard with an s/o that's deathly afraid of roaches? Like they see one and immediately start screaming and running out of the room and asking them to kill it 😂

Oh boy! Here we go. I generally try not to kill even insects but then had an infestation of them in our apartment. Kinda like head like and ticks..

🪢Shouta/Shota Aizawa, we know has lightning speed with his gray capture scarf. The cockroaches, even the tiny ones, get a deadly smack from this underground hero. Hizashi shrieks like a girl with spiders. Shouta captures spiders with drink glasses. Spiders serve a purpose at controlling insect pests.

🍷Alucard is a menace. Remember he loves creepy crawlies like centipedes and other insects. So you might not be so sure it's not his bugs. You might not be sure he's not being an ass scaring you.

With a long sigh, his shadows streak across the floor to destroy them. "Happy now draga mea/meu?"

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Ask: Alucard Aizawa chubby hate

May I get some headcanons on both Alucard and Aizawa and their reactions to someone hatefully having called their chubby/curvy lover "fat"?

⚠️ Warnings ⚠️ Dark Content

🪢Aizawa first...

•Shouta raises that eyebrow over his scarred eye and his dry eyes twitch at the sound of that word: fat.

"You will apologize to my s/o this moment," he hisses out. "I do not tolerate my students saying such words, why would you get a free ride?"

•Some will apologize right then and there due to his intensity (well he's a scorpio you know) but the nastier ones won't. Aizawa won't touch them physically at this time.

Woe to them...

•Shouta is tight with the police so an extensive check for warrants. Run through on any villain affiliation. Even traffic and parking tickets if they own a car. He is digging up and has friends to help find any criminal activity.

•Then one dark night the one that didn't apologize and a hater is being attacked by criminals or quirk villains, he will turn his shoulder and walk away. He didn't touch the hater but didn't help them either.

Eraserhead is not All Might when on the streets..

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🍷Vampire King lastly..

Alucard slowly pivots around with a crooked evil smile plastered on his lips. They dun goofed. All Father of Vampire neither forgives or forgets.

The room or even street draws dark as street lights fail now. His shadows spread like dark wings to ensnare the hateful person, doesn't matter man or woman. A gloved hand wraps around their delicate throat.

"Shall we see what's on your mind, little frail excuse of a poorly mannered human?" His menacing cackle fills the darkness.

•Slowly Alucard searches through their paralyzed brain. His inhuman mind shows one horrible image after another. He will get in trouble with Sir Hellsing with physical signs of being attacked but the mind is fair game.

Impalement with Torture. Death slowly...at his hands.

This cruel person has felt Alucard's mind and shuts down as the "life" leaves their eyes. The body is whole and unharmed but their mind will never return. A walking, breathing, zombie without a mind...

Alucard glides off into the natural darkness as the street lights turn back on to see that person staring blankly and drooling...