Ask: Alucard & Aizawa
A little funny one this time and unlike most, but do you have any hc's of Alucard and Aizawa's reactions to their s/o accidentally passing gas? 😂
Boy oh boy, you and I wouldn't get along. I hate fart jokes...anyrate on to greenhouse emissions just like cows and methane.(CH4 one carbon and 4 hydrogens)
🍷Alucard:King of Snarkiness
•First there is no sneaking one out. He hears you in the next room with the door closed. That is how loud a "quiet" one is to Shadow King.
•Second is smell. Damn vampire and his heightened smell too. You don't have any privacy either.
"Draga mea/meu, that is one body function I definitely do not miss..."Unholy King laughs.
•Though he only embarrasses you in private.
🪢Aizawa: serious Teacher
•Aizawa would politely wait to see if you had an excuse. This Japan is supposed to be pleasant and polite. If you don't say excuse me, you get:
"Excuse you babe..."
•Shouta does understand a normal body function so passing gas is part of life.
•But if it's really bad from eating certain foods he will mark a serious remark you laugh at.
"Why do Americans (other country) find Chili Cheese Fries worth gorging yourself on?" He inquires.
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