Alucard🍷 & Aizawa🪢 Asks (hc's both)

🍋•Alucard× Aizawa× Reader (20)

Ask: Alucardx Aizawa x reader

Michiii ❤️ Since you enjoy writing both, what do you think a Alucard x reader x Aizawa threesome crossover would be like 👀

Oh God, this is a bad horror in a big bag! Here we go...

•Hellsing has been requested to take care of a small vampire issue. An elder vampire is creating ghouls to harass the pro heroes so the villains can create crimes elsewhere.

•Of course your lover needs chaperoned or he will be worse than Godzilla coming to town.

"There goes Tokyo..."

•You two arrive via charter plane though you are pretty sure Alucard could have 'popped' a portal.

•As his coffin is being delivered to the Hotel Ritz in Mustafa, he sniffs the night air and just lets a maniacal cackle out. His super sensitive nose has caught 'wind' of ghouls ten blocks away.

•With blurring speed he has you scooped up and leaping into the air. He can't portal yet having nor been to the location yet. And turning to bats won't work either. So you get the fear of your life as he super leaps from building top to building top until he drops down to the street. You are about to drop your late lunch on his head.

•What a fucking mess you mumble as the #1 hero Endeavor is setting the ghouls on fire while standing next to the Elder vampire. The pro hero thinks his teeth and other features are physical quirk based.

•You shake your hand to point at the enemy vampire,"Alucard! Stop fucking around!"

•Alucard just thinks this all fucking funny and lets Endeavor think he torched Alucard. You set and brace to fire a shot when your gun goes one way and your body another way as straight up the building. You dangle by a capture weapon while Aizawa Shouta reels you up like a spider would.

"What have we here, gorgeous?" His fingers tilt your chin. "Endeavor is an idiot but you still seem human enough."

He quickly shoves you into an apartment window that is also a stake out apartment for the police. "Now you just stay put until I figure out who is a problem and who is the dangerous problem."

•You shake your head and shrug your shoulders. A major underground pro hero told you to stay. Maybe Alucard will get shipped home early and you can take a weekend off.

•That underground hero is really handsome even with the scar under his right eye. You're pretty sure that's Eraserhead. Then you remember your overpowered lover said it was an open relationship for you?

•You never took Alucard up on it until your little perverted mind thought of it now.

•You speed dial Sir Hellsing and explain you are in custody of the pro hero Eraserhead and waiting to be released. Alucard is being Alucard..

•Two hours later you hear footsteps outside the locked door of the stake out apartment. You hear the door unlock but jump from being startled by Alucard phasing through the door.

•The keys get tossed on a night stand, "Alucard-san that is annoying that trick of yours..."

•You look at Vampire King leaning against the entryway wall and Shouta Aizawa heading to the bathroom...injured again.

"My darling little human, you like what you see?" Alucard purrs out. He knows you do but he has to be a continual ass.

•You scowl but nod yes.

"Aizawa-chun..." he smirks. "My sweet little one is craving some living flesh of a human cock."

Aizawa comes out with a slight blush and then looks at you. You drop your eyes to the floor. This is all so embarrassing thanks to Alucard.

"And do you (Y/n) (L/n)?" His eyes are heavy lidded but not from fatigue.

You nod your head once more. "Maybe a shower first?"

•Aizawa gives a wink and moves to remove his hero clothes. He coils up and hangs his capture weapon and utility belt with his knife. This is all rather strange and moving a bit fast but two hours ago he thought vampires were horror monsters in movies only.

•You stand up and look to Alucard for final approval when you see his hellfire eyes burning a molten lava glow and his sexually teasing smile.

He's all about this...

You begin to tour Hellsing suits on the way to the shower. You discover Shouta testing the water and then you both suddenly turn to see...Vladcard and his scars. You knew he had some from his life but never revealed he still had them. Vlad pivots gracefully around Shouta as if comparing.

"I approve of him draga mea..."

Shouta isn't too amused with a distant looking brother of sorts comparing scars. He glares at Vlad, "Enhancing your size is cheating Eldest one."

Alucard bursts out in a burst of maniacal laughter.

You and Shouta just sigh from the announcement and step into the hot water. Alucard lets everyone get situated then enters now. The two lusting men look at you and grin wickedly.

"Time to get double stuffed little one.."they say in unison.