aizawa's 19 adopted kids + shinso | class 1-a chatfic

One (Pranks, and why they don't go well in Class 1-A)

Aizawa's 19 Adopted Kids + Shinso

Aoyama: fbi
Ashido: acid cum
Asui: keroppi
Bakugou: team rocket blast off
Hagakure: john cena
Iida: fast as fck
Jirou: emo
Kaminari: pika on cocaine
Kirishima: hard 24/7
Kouda: sweetness
Midoriya: small might
Ojiro: japanese karate kid
Sato: sugar crash
Sero: that's a lot of damage
Shinso: i fcked your mind lol
Shoji: octo punch man
Todoroki: katy perry
Tokoyami: the little birdie
Uraraka: fck issac newton
Yaomomo: mother

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< Pranks; and why they don't go well in Class 1-A >
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octo punch man: Not to be a Debby Downer, but I do not feel safe hearing Kaminari and Company mumbling outside my room at 7:34 AM

john cena: a little birdie told me they're planning a prank today ;)

hard 24/7: Tokoyami, you snitch

katy perry: @thelittlebirdie Personally I wouldn't hold this ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

acid cum:...who taught todoroki how to instigate

i fcked your mind lol: totallynotme but i'm in uraraka's room and i too don't feel safe

emo: tf are you doing up there?

fck issac newton: he wanted his makeup done before his little breakfast date with ojirou and kaminari

japanese karate kid: Actually shut up??

pika on cocaine: chillchillchill you'll all be fine

kerropi: Guys dw. I went downstairs to check on them and all they have is a bucket, some rope, a nail gun, and a piece of wood

fbi: Because that's totally not concerning on a saturday morning

john cena: but like...what are they doing

the little birdie: This is becoming quite amusing. Even Dark Shadow seems to be enjoying this.

kerropi: Sero just put the wood over a door and the bucket on top

fck issac newton: hold on i'm coming out right now

john cena: WHAT IS IT

fck issac newton: All parties on the 4th floor are advised to leave their dorm room immediately, no questions asked

acid cum: why exactly?

i fcked your mind lol: no questions asked you dumb fuck just get downstairs

acid cum: HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THE BUCKET ISN'T OVER MY DOOR

kerropi: YOU'RE NOT A BIG ENOUGH THREAT WHERE EVACUATION IS NEEDED JUST GET DOWNSTAIRS

acid cum: yeah you right lemme grab a sweater

octo punch man: I feel worried to step outside

hard 24/7: Don't worry my bro, we didn't choose you because you could literally end our entire existence

i fcked your mind lol: ARE YOU IMPLYING THAT HE CANT?

kerropi: Let them die