aizawa's 19 adopted kids + shinso | class 1-a chatfic

Three (James Charles is put to shame)

Aizawa's 19 Adopted Kids + Shinso

Aoyama: fbi
Ashido: acid cum
Asui: keroppi
Bakugou: team rocket blast off
Hagakure: john cena
Iida: fast as fck
Jirou: emo
Kaminari: pika on cocaine
Kirishima: hard 24/7
Kouda: sweetness
Midoriya: small might
Ojiro: japanese karate kid
Sato: sugar crash
Sero: that's a lot of damage
Shinso: i fcked your mind lol
Shoji: octo punch man
Todoroki: katy perry
Tokoyami: the little birdie
Uraraka: fck issac newton
Yaomomo: mother

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< James Charles is put to shame >
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pika on cocaine: GUYS

octo punch man: Oh no

pika on cocaine: GUYS

katy perry: I don't think I like this situation

pika on cocaine: YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE THIS

pika on cocaine: i'm in Kats room, right?

the little birdie: Slay ig?

acid cum: did i just witness that?

sugar crash: He says it a lot behind closed doors

pika on cocaine: SHUSHSHUSHSHUSH

katy perry: But why are you in Bakugou's room?

pika on cocaine: i was getting there :(

pika on cocaine: anyways ya boy and sero were dropping off a heating blanket kat let me borrow and you guys will call me a liar for what i tell you next

japanese karate kid: him and mido were fucking weren't they?

small might: I will not hold this level of slander

pika on cocaine: even better

team rocket blast off: Dunce Face, I will kill you.

emo: he even added the period, he's serious

pika on cocaine: it was a desk full of makeup

pika on cocaine: and i mean more makeup than all the girls combined

that's a lot of damage: i can confirm he has Sephora's entire stock on his desk

pika on cocaine: i haven't seen this much eyeliner since i met kyoka

john cena: unprovoked kyoka slander but did you guys not know he wore makeup?

i fcked your mind lol: NO?

mother: In their defence, Bakugou's base is exceptionally smooth. It's look a real life filter

acid cum: his makeup skills put James Charles to shame

acid cum: especially his eyeliner, he could cut a bitch with it

keroppi: And he makes it look like he was born looking flawless

hard 24/7: sero, kami, its been nice knowing you but Kat just checked his phone and looks ready to get kicked out of UA for murder charges

fbi: WAIT

fbi:...Get me a picture of his makeup stock cause I left a lot of mine in France and need some new suggestions

that's a lot of damage: i got you

small might: i'm holding him back as much as i can

acid cum: GET THE PICTURE AND RUN

small might has sent one (1) voice message

japanese karate kid: That's quite a threat

sugar crash: I have never heard someone's tone drop that low

pika on cocaine: package secured bitches, we're OUT

fck issac newton: I HAVE THE STAIRS BLOCKED, RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN

i fcked your mind lol: i came downstairs to get coffee and midoriya is quite literally straddling bakugo to stop him from thrashing around

small might: Well SOMEONE has to protect your boyfriend and apparently it has to be me

that's a lot of damage: @katy perry that could be us but you're playing

katy perry: Says you, who is playing with his life with more risked 'deaths by Bakugou' than passed tests

that's a lot of damage: you know i'm not good at literature :/ btw can you come by later and help me with the homework

katy perry: Of course, I'll bring snacks

john cena:...did todoroki just slander sero with a minecraft reference and agree to help him with homework in the same moment?

i fcked your mind lol: HE'S LOOSE I REPEAT THE THREAT IS NOT NEUTRALIZED

keroppi: WHERE WAS THE NEUTRALIZER

small might: HE CAUGHT ME OFF GUARD

mother: He kissed you, didn't he?

small might: Perhaps

sweetness: @team rocket blast off They're on the 4th floor btw

pika on cocaine: was I just betrayed by the purest soul known to mankind?

sweetness: The bunnies want blood

emo: oh

team rocket blast off: @japanese karate kid @katy perry You're about to loose your boyfriends

katy perry: Please don't my father actually likes him

japanese karate kid: eh i still have one left

pika on cocaine: DUDE?

i fcked your mind lol: personally, i would not hold that. sounds like mashi is asking us to ban him from all future cuddle sessions yk?

japanese karate kid: NO PLEASE YOU KNOW I SLEEP BETTER WITH YOU GUYS I PROMISE I WON'T COMPLAIN ABOUT YOUR SNORING AGAIN