Aizawa's 19 Adopted Kids + Shinso
Aoyama: fbi
Ashido: acid cum
Asui: keroppi
Bakugou: team rocket blast off
Hagakure: john cena
Iida: fast as fck
Jirou: emo
Kaminari: pika on cocaine
Kirishima: hard 24/7
Kouda: sweetness
Midoriya: small might
Ojiro: japanese karate kid
Sato: sugar crash
Sero: that's a lot of damage
Shinso: i fcked your mind lol
Shoji: octo punch man
Todoroki: katy perry
Tokoyami: the little birdie
Uraraka: fck issac newton
Yaomomo: mother
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< Mac n' Cheese by MOMo >
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team rocket blast off: Where is Ponytail?
emo: minding her business
emo: we're on a date.
team rocket blast off: Not anymore
emo: ?!?!?!?
acid cum: HELLO??
katy perry: I thought we agreed on you bringing her home by 8PM the latest.
sugar crash: Well considering that it's 6:57, I don't see the problem
katy perry: That was merely a suggestion, not a curfew
emo: so then wtf is her 'curfew'
katy perry: Tonight? 57 minutes ago
emo: I BEG YOUR PARDON??
fast as fck: I'm sure that Jirou is capable to bring Yaoyorozu to and from their date destination while also respecting Mr. Aizawa's curfew, which is 10 PM
emo: THANK YOU
emo: WHY THE FUCK DOES SHE NEED TO BE HOME SO SOON ANYWAYS
team rocket blast off: None of your business
katy perry: No specific reason.
that's a lot of damage: is this about the fucking mac n cheese
emo: oh. my. God.
acid cum: r u guys fr rn??
that's a lot of damage: @small might
small might: I literally offered to make it but they are insisting on waiting for Momo
acid cum: R U GUYS CHILDREN??
fast as fck: I did not expect this from you, Todoroki.
fast as fck: Bakugou...I can see it
katy perry: My pride can only go so far
team rocket blast off: What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
fast as fck: You can taste the difference between a PB&J sandwich made with two separate knives and a PB&J sandwich made with one.
john cena: see now that is a tism diagnosis
emo: YOU FUCKING FIVE YEAR OLDS NEED ME TO BRING MOMO HOME TO MAKE MAC AND CHEESE??
katy perry: Yes, that'd be wonderful
japanese karate kid: I don't get it-Midoriya literally offered to make it
octo punch man: And Midoriya and Momo are usually in the kitchen together anyways so he'd know how to make it
sugar crash: Why don't we just...ask her for the recipe?
small might: Believe me when I tell you there isn't an option we have not thought of
small might: I've tried recreating based off of the recipe she gave me but they can and will tell the difference just by looking at it, even if I claim Momo made it
that's a lot of damage: she eyeballs her portions the same way each time and it's impossible to nail it
small might: There is absolutely no other way to get them to eat Mac and Cheese
hard 24/7: Meal prep
small might: Huh?
hard 24/7: You know how every Sunday I meal prep a week's worth of pre-workout and post-workout meals?
hard 24/7: Ask Momo once a month to make a big pot of the Mac and Cheese, and divide them into servings. Store them in the freezer and just warm them up. That way she's not constantly being asked for it and Bakugou and Todoroki will eat it.
emo: wait thats genius
acid cum: seeing you be smart is so sexy
hard 24/7: Aw, thank you mama!! <3
fast as fck: As long as Yaoyourozu is okay with it, I don't see the issue!
that's a lot of damage: @katy perry that good with you?
katy perry: As long as she makes it, I'll eat it
that's a lot of damage: @team rocket blast off and you?
team rocket blast off: Fine
small might: I hear the angels' chorus
Meanwhile
Jirou finally set down her phone, shaking her head and mumbling, "Insanity."
"Did they smooth everything out, love?" Momo asked, bringing the mug up to her face to drink from.
"Yeah, finally. You'd think our main cook wouldn't be so butthurt about some Mac n' Cheese but we have a solution." Jirou replied. Momo giggled quietly and nodded along.
"But now I gotta now-how do you make Mac n' Cheese?"
Momo put her cup down and cocked her head to the side while looking up towards the ceiling.
"Well, it's not as complicated as it sounds. I buy frozen packs of Macaroni and Cheese from the variety store that sells American snacks and meals and I put them in the oven to defrost. While I wait, I mix some oat milk, Jamaican hot sauce, salt, sugar, and a drop of soy sauce. When the pack is warmed, I mix it all into the cheese and serve on a plate."
She looked back down to Jirou who's mouth hung wide open.
"...That's it?"
"Yes, that is all."
"That's the special Mac n' Cheese recipe that has Bakugou and Todoroki rejecting any other forms?"
"I suppose so."
Fun fact-this is my own Mac n' Cheese recipe and my siblings love it.
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