aizawa's 19 adopted kids + shinso | class 1-a chatfic

Twenty Three (Valentine's Day)

P.S. Don't play the song just yet. I'll tell you when ;) just trust me.
Also, we're gonna pretend that it's Valentine's day for the sake of pretending that it's Valentine's day

Aizawa's 19 Adopted Kids + Shinso

Aoyama: fbi
Ashido: acid cum
Asui: keroppi
Bakugou: team rocket blast off
Hagakure: john cena
Iida: fast as fck
Jirou: emo
Kaminari: pika on cocaine
Kirishima: hard 24/7
Kouda: sweetness
Midoriya: small might
Ojiro: japanese karate kid
Sato: sugar crash
Sero: that's a lot of damage
Shinso: i fcked your mind lol
Shoji: octo punch man
Todoroki: katy perry
Tokoyami: the little birdie
Uraraka: fck issac newton
Yaomomo: mother

S.W.A.T. (Slightly Wasted Alcoholic Teachers)

Aizawa: daddy-o
All Might: the real hisashi midoriya
Thirteen: galaxy far far away
Nezu: 3 blind mice
Midnight: up and out
Present Mic: radio silence
Snipe: star spangled and ready to strangle
Recovery Girl: grey's anatomy
Ectoplasm: the greatest enemy
Cementoss: making my way downtown
Hound Dog: blue's clues
Vlad King: dracula

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< Love is in the air; everyone is choking >
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S.W.A.T. (Slightly Wasted Alcoholic Teachers)

daddy-o: Good morning, everyone. What is the plan today?

up and out: It's Friday

up and out: The plan is to teach and make it to the weekend

daddy-o: It's not just Friday. It's Valentine's Day, and we have a hoard of love stricken teenagers

daddy-o: So I ask again-what is the plan?

dracula: I just told my kids that anyone caught kissing will be sent to do 100 laps around the campus

the greatest enemy: That is...surprisingly genius

dracula: Thanks, I wasn't dropped on the head

blue's clues: I for one encouraged the young ones to express their love for the friends and companions today

star spangled and ready to strangle: So what are you gonna do if someone gets rejected?

blue's clues: That's where Lunch Rush comes in

blue's clues: He's making cookies

star spangled and ready to strangle: Nice

radio silence: I feel like playing some love jams on the PA today!!

galaxy far far away: Are you taking requests?

making my way downtown: For the 13th time, nobody wants to listen to your "5 Stages of Grief" playlist

galaxy far far away: The pun was clever but wow :/

grey's anatomy: It's a very depressing playlist

3 blind mice: Indeed

3 blind mice: However I 100% agree, Mic! Some nice music will be good for the kids' spirits!