Aizawa's 19 Adopted Kids + Shinso
Aoyama: fbi
Ashido: acid cum
Asui: keroppi
Bakugou: team rocket blast off
Hagakure: john cena
Iida: fast as fck
Jirou: emo
Kaminari: pika on cocaine
Kirishima: hard 24/7
Kouda: sweetness
Midoriya: small might
Ojiro: japanese karate kid
Sato: sugar crash
Sero: that's a lot of damage
Shinso: i fcked your mind lol
Shoji: octo punch man
Todoroki: katy perry
Tokoyami: the little birdie
Uraraka: fck issac newton
Yaomomo: mother
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< The day hell froze over in Class 1-A >
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that's a lot of damage: hell has frozen over and the apocalypse is upon us
acid cum: don't tell me...
that's a lot of damage: sho just broke up with me
acid cum: @everyone ICY-HOT SPIDER-MAN HAS FALLEN. I REPEAT, KATY PERRY BOOB TAPE HAS FALLEN!
octo punch man: You've doomed us, you fool
the little birdie: Class 1-B is going to rampage when they hear this
fbi: I can already hear his Brazilian fanbase
small might: Sero
small might: Is this, by any chance, about Shoto being a worm?
team rocket blast off: Oh my fucking days
that's a lot of damage: WELL I'M SORRY THAT I CAN'T FIND MYSELF LOVING A WORM
pika on cocaine:...?
japanese karate kid: Yes, Denki. Toshi and I will still love you as a worm
pika on cocaine: yay
katy perry: I bet you'd love Kaminari if he was a worm
that's a lot of damage: shoto please
katy perry: Would you even take care of me?
that's a lot of damage: idk i'd give you like a dirt box or something
katy perry: A DIRT BOX?
that's a lot of damage: WHAT DO YOU WANT, A BEACH HOUSE?
mother: That can be arranged
emo: babe don't encourage this madness
sugar crash: Wait, what's the technicalities? Like did he turn into a worm while you were dating or was he always a worm?
that's a lot of damage: i asked him the same thing and he said, and i quote:
"That isn't important, the question of the matter is if you would continue having a romantic attraction to me in worm form despite how my existence is that of a worm"
john cena: uh, in Denki terms?
that's a lot of damage: if i would still love him as a worm
katy perry: If Midoriya can love Bakugou as a meatball, why can't you love me as a worm?
that's a lot of damage: because midoriya can love bakugou as a fucking aglet
fast as fck: Aglet; a small sheath, often made of plastic or metal, attached at each end of a shoelace.
japanese karate kid: Thanks, Dad
keroppi: those two are the last people you'd want to use as an example, Midoriya can love Bakugou as a lot of things
team rocket blast off: You clearly don't know how fast he almost broke up with me last week when I told him I prefer Fifth Harmony over Little Mix
fck issac newton: i'd break up with you too, deku's just a pussy
small might: I was going to but he promised to buy me LM tickets for their US Tour in July for my birthday
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Don't worry, Sero and Todoroki got back to together
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