aizawa's 19 adopted kids + shinso | class 1-a chatfic

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Aizawa's 19 Adopted Kids + Shinso

Aoyama: fbi
Ashido: acid cum
Asui: keroppi
Bakugou: team rocket blast off
Hagakure: john cena
Iida: fast as fck
Jirou: emo
Kaminari: pika on cocaine
Kirishima: hard 24/7
Kouda: sweetness
Midoriya: small might
Ojiro: japanese karate kid
Sato: sugar crash
Sero: that's a lot of damage
Shinso: i fcked your mind lol
Shoji: octo punch man
Todoroki: katy perry
Tokoyami: the little birdie
Uraraka: fck issac newton
Yaomomo: mother

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fbi: You guys made the list!!
@team rocket blast off
@emo
@pikaoncocaine
@small might
@japanese karate kid
@that's a lot of damage
@i fcked your mind lol
@katy perry
@mother

emo: FUCK YEAH

sugar crash: Did anyone else from UA get nominated?

fbi: Yeah-Mirio and Tamaki placed #19, Kendo and Tetsutetsu placed #28, Kuroiro and Honenuki placed #33, and Mr Aizawa and Present Mic placed #4

acid cum: shiketsu has nothing on us

fast as fck: How did we get nominated?

keroppi: Hehe

pika on cocaine: tsu you fucking legend

acid cum: HOW HIGH DID THEY RANK

fbi: Sero and Todoroki ranked #12

i fcked your mind lol: makes sense because remember how sero kissed todoroki and confessed his love to him mid fight on live tv, only for it to go viral literally everywhere

i fcked your mind lol: plus the fact that he won the fight too because todoroki got so flustered that he stepped out of bounds

the little birdie: Fairly certain I watched 4 people faint, and the news reporters had a field day with that moment

octo punch man: And I quote, 'Flame Hero: Endeavour's son, Shoto Todoroki, kissed and defeated by fellow classmate, Hanta Sero, during the annual UA Sports Festival'

that's a lot of damage: what can i say? we're iconic

fbi: Kaminari, Shinso, and Ojiro ranked #15 and Momo and Jirou ranked #11

pika on cocaine: SUCK COOOOOOOOCK

japanese karate kid: Literally who is doing it like us

acid cum: the nation's throuple fr

sugar crash: How did you emos even bag our baddest bitches?

i fcked your mind lol: it's our big dick energy

emo: fax

john cena: jirou really sent teenagers nationwide into a day of mourning when she bagged momo like i swear i saw 3 bitches fall to their knees in the halls

that's a lot of damage: including shoto

katy perry: Hanta, we talked about this