"I'm finally the peeping Tom!" Tom replied, looking through the hole in the wall.
"This is the 13th time you've done this."
"Hey, that's good luck!"
"It's literally the opposite."
"How am I supposed to know? I'm a fucking mouse," Tom replied, sticking his tiny nose through the hole in the wall.
"GET THE BROOM!"
"Huh. Guess it IS bad luck."
