"Merry crisis," she said, giving a giant box to her sister. The sister smiled and started unwrapping the box. "I know what you've wanted for the longest time."
She opens the box to find a dildo. The edges, the shape, the tiniest bit of precum leaking from it... it looked so familiar.
"Where did you get this?"
"We molded it ourselves. Hopefully now you'll stop fucking my boyfriend."
