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SPECIAL UPDATE; 1K READS EDDITION

So, here's a project I've been working on for a couple of weeks now...in honor of 1K reads!!!

*dies*

Here are 101 of the most overused lines of like ever, in no particular order. 

"Tell me wife and kids I love them."

"_____ is my middle name."

"Shut up and kiss me!"

"Ready?" "I was born ready."

"If all goes according to plan..."

"Are you thinking what I'm thinking?"

"Don't you die on me!"

"How hard could it be?" 

*"You'll never get away with this!" 

"Watch me."

"I've always wanted to say that!"

"If I'm not out in five minutes, call the cops."

"It's just a scratch."

"I did it because I love you!"

"What happened to staying put?" 

"...and there's nothing you can do to stop me!"

"You say that like it's a bad thing."

"Is that clear?" 

"Like Crystal." 

"It's gonna blow!"

"They're right behind me, aren't they?"

"We can do this the easy way, or the hard way."

"I'll be back." 

"I'd tell you, but then I'd have to kill you." 

"It's ____...____ ____."

"Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer."

"This ends now." 

"Guys...we've got company.""

"Oh no, ____ was just leaving."

"Don't worry, I've done this a million times."

"That's Mr. ____ to you." 

"I'd like to see you try." 

"If you're so smart, you do it!"

"I'm getting too old for this." 

"Try me." 

"I'll see you in hell."

"You're outnumbered!"

"Looks like we're not in Kansas anymore." 

"Don't look down." 

"I didn't sign up for this!"

"You look like you've seen a ghost!"

"...and he's not alone."

"We've got a problem."

"Let's do this!"

"I've got a bad feeling about this..."

"Don't die on me, damnit!"

"I'm not leaving you!"

"No man left behind."

"It's not what it looks like!"

"I can explain!"

"No pressure."

"You can't prove it."

"You'll never catch me!"

"You'll never take me alive."

"Let's wait for backup."

"I'm going in."

"I'm in."

"Dead."

"It's a trap."

"There's no time!"

"You wouldn't!"

"Is that a threat?"

"Prove it."

"Wanna bet?"

"Shut up." 

"Make me."

"You haven't seen the last of me."

"I will end you." 

"Any last words?" 

"NNNNOOOOOOOO!!!" (Bonus if character's dropped on his/her knees) 

"You just don't get it, do you?" 

"Bring it on." 

"It's quiet..." "...too quiet." 

"Who're you?" "Your worst nightmare." 

"Prepare to die."

"I didn't have a choice!"

"You can't handle the truth!" 

"Houston, we have a problem." 

"I'll be back." 

"Don't look down." 

"Unless...unless what?"  

"I eat guys like you for breakfast." 

"I've always wanted to say that!" 

"What could possibly go wrong?" 

"...they're in a better place now." 

"It's a chance we've got to take."

"We've got one thing they don't have." 

"You had me at ___." 

"We're not in Kansas anymore."  

"I'll pick you up at 8." 

"That went well."

"You messed with the wrong guy." 

"I've got a bad feeling about this place..." 

"Is that a threat, or a promise?" 

"Tough day?" 

"You have no idea." 

"What's in it for me?" 

"And that's an order!" 

"You'll pay for this!"

"Over and out."

"Listen,-" "No, you listen!" 

"Lemme get this straight..." 

"Mwahahahahahaha!" *evil laughter*

"I'm going to ___ if it's the last thing I do!"

"Cover me. I'm going in."

That literally took me seven weeks to make. Any lines you disagree with? Any you want to add? Thanks to everyone reading this! I'll be posting another update later today in honor of the 17th anniversary of something very important to me...

*puts on house tie and Quidditch jacket*

But if you just wanna leave a quick comment or vote, I'd really appreciate it! hanks to everyone, let's see if we can make it 2K!!!

(Edit: I was such a fetus, all excited about my first thousand!! Thanks for the 5k that have joined me since then!!)