Ultimate Demon King - Male Reader X DxD Harem

Houses

"That's tough." Issei had just moments ago been laid out by his friends for supposedly getting Xenovia to join the ORC.

Luckily for him I can heal him, though I'd rather use it on myself.

"So, lay it on us," One of them slammed their hand on his desk, "Xenovia, you get with her yet?" He sighed, "Not even close, I doubt anyone has or ever will."

"Will ever what?" Well she got over here quickly, guess that is a Knights speciality.

She looked over to me, "Y/N, I would like to apologize for the other day. I'm sorry to have sprung that on you while you weren't prepared." Huh?

"It's fine," The three had an intense glare in their eyes, "I always look out for you new guys." Maybe that'll stop their minds from running rampant.

"Here, keep these for next time." She flipped four condoms between her fingers, "Of course..." I can only guess who she got those from.

I used every ounce of focus to not be the center of attention, seeing as the pervs are more focused on her.

Asia just got here, "Those are pretty." Xenovia gave her one, letting the pure girl question it's use, "Oooh, is there a party happening later? How do I get in." Aika, definite source of the problem.

"Alright, funs over." I took the rubbers from Asia and Xenovia, "There's no party, nobody is doing anyone," I pointed at Aika, "And you, are gonna stop giving these out."

She put her hands up, jokingly defending herself, "Wow, didn't think you wanted her raw. Bold move."

How can she make me want to punch her with every word she says!?

Just... Breathe, remember Human social norms, she can take a hit from you but they don't know that.

"Just," I stopped, putting my hand on her shoulder, whispering to her, "Stop butting on our lovelives." She chuckled, "C'mon, don't be such a hard-on."

Her hand moved, just an inch away from touching my crotch, she felt static on her shoulder, "I won't say it again."

That glint in her glasses, paired with the smirk on her face, she continued, touching just for a second before I jolted her.

She fell limp in my arm, "What happened!?" I told them she might be sick, then took her to the nurses office.

I laid her down on a bed, "That should give you time to cool down." Now, I should find Naoki, we've got some problems we have to discuss.

I slid the door open, walking out with my head in my hand, "We have to Analyze him." I bumped into someone.

"Sorry," Sona and Tsubaki, they look stressed, "White Dragon?" They nodded, "Vali has been worrying us all day." Tsubaki said while I closed the door.

She tilted her head looking down at the floor, "Y/N," She knelt down, "Why do you have this?" She held up one of the condoms.

"Ha... That's actually a pretty funny story-" The door slid open, Aika yawned, rubbing her eyes and adjusting her glasses, "You sure know how to wear a girl out."

Tsubaki turned red as I stepped back, "I can explain- Clubhouse!" A glyph formed at my feet.

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I dropped onto my bed, I hope saying Clubhouse threw them off my trail.

Everyone thinks my powers only work if I say what I'm doing, which makes tricks like this pretty easy.

"Would you care to start?" Fuck.

The light died off as they appeared in my room, "I confiscated them from Aika."