Cornelius: insert walking here.
Drake: oh good morning Cornelius.
Cornelius: good morning Drake.
Cornelius walks over to the fridge and opens it. He gasps.
Drake: what's wrong bro.
Cornelius: WHO IN THE FUCK PUT THE MUFFINS IN THE FRIDGE.?!?!?!
Drake: whoever it was. But. It wasn't me.
Cornelius: bro.. They are frozen.. Ice cold... 😭
Alby: bro- why is muffins in the fridge. U know how Cornelius gets when Muffins are in the fridge.
Raphael: YO? CORNELIUS, YOU ONE OF THEM QUEERS.?
Cornelius: BRO RAPHAEL. DID U PUT THE MUFFINS IN THE FRIDGE. U KNOW I LOVE MY MUFFINS.
Raphael: ew. I don't eat those. GROSS.
Cornelius: 😭🐦😟
Sir. William: I put your muffins in the fridge.
Cornelius: UGH. GET UR ASS OVER HERE.
Insert beating up Sir William cuz he put the muffins in the fridge.
Maverick: bro what is all this chaos.?
Leon: yes.
Peyton: OML SHUT UP. LET LEON PLAY GAMES.
Dan: this is why half of the Fandom ships you and Leon, Peyton.
*boom sound effect plays.*
Peyton: what.
The end.
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MY MI2 AU X READER AND ONESHOTS AND MORE.
Romanceso basically yeah. you read the title. all my AU CHARACTERS AND OCS FOR THE FOLLOWING 2 STORIES: THE DEATHS BEFORE AND THE DEATHS CONTINUE. This is the first ever one shot I make. So if it's bad, I apologize. Go crazy. Slay.
