this is only posted in this book.
intended lowercase (reminds me of sraao :( i miss it, but i kinda lost the doc to the sequel and all of my plans-)
basically based on that one ghost!xemon oneshot i wrote a bit ago bc i like necromancer grian
(also writing this bc i like your comments and was getting in a rut from just bad mental health and bc I don't have ANY os drafts and the next chapter is gonna be taking a little bit---)
mmmm huge genshin reference in here bc im hyperfixating <3
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[no pov]
xemon hadn't been doing too well after hels' death.
v and evelyn had given him some time off, they weren't fucking idiots and they noticed how the two had so much fucking romantic tension my goodness.
and then his "saviors" came.
also known as the [i.d.i.o.t.s] chat that Grian had forced him into.
he'd never even said anything in there, and planned to never.
"okay, dipshit, cmon and get up."
"no."
"i know you need to get up, doing this ain't gonna bring him back."
"i know, asshole."
"but, i can bring him back now cmon, i need your help because im kinda shit at latin and i know you know some."
"what??"
"get your gay ass up, we're going grave robbing and doing necromancy."
"you're the gayer one, so shut the fuck up."
"excuse me?"
xemon finally rolled over to see grian, scar, and someone he didn't know. [pearl, but he learned that later.]
"i convinced him to use the damn necromancy he learned to revive our brother, who isn't dead."
"I'm sorry i thought ren died when instead he was at doc's place!"
"he was gone for ten minutes!!"
"i was an idiot in 7th!" (american author lmao)
"so was i! but i knew he was okay!"
"im still mad he didn't tell me he and doc were going on a trip together >:( "
"they literally went to that one place, inazuma i think, and you hate it there so shush."
"the mayor or whatever she was, ms ei was rude to me."
"ms ei was nice! you just weren't paying attention."
"i prefer that other place we went to that week, mondstadt."
"that's because you managed to drink."
"not my fault mr venti didn't ask my age."
"he should've."
"y'know who was the best we met while on ou trip?"
"mr zhongli?"
"no! mr childe and ms hu tao!"
"of course you liked her. and why mr childe?"
"because he was really fruity and he invited me to watch a duel."
"you need to stop assuming everyone's sexuality."
"i literally went to liyue with scar recently, right?"
"yeah?"
"he's gay."
"let me guess, you literally asked him."
"maybeeeeee"
scar sighed and turned to the two of them. "stop it."
"fine."
"no."
"pearl."
"okay."
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the group managed to successfully borrow hels' body.
xemon did not come of course. he was only there to do the fucking latin.
i mean he already witnessed his boyfriend die, so why would we go with them to the damn graveyard???
they were at the funeral-
they know where he was buried.
besides pearl.
but they just met so so what.
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"xemon you're literally mumbling."
"that's what you're supposed to d- wait no that's summoning a demo-"
"a demon!? you're going to have to help me summon a demon!"
"pearl, no-"
"grian don't be rude."
xemon sighed and continuing speaking the latin, as the three argued amongst themselves.
"leave the damn shits over, i would like to speak to hels in private."
"whyyyyyy"
"i watched him die, asshole, can i speak to him and explain everything?! i know how and why he's dead too."
"fine, fine."
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"and then, ri and ro revealed they planned on killing all villains, starting with you. you were out by then, but I'm pretty sure not dead yet. i had taken too long."
"i... died?"
"yep- and then grian and scar and grian's sister pearl came and forced me to do the latin part of necromancy to bring you bac-"
hels cut xemon off by hugging him tightly, smiling.
"thank you, darling."
"i fucking hate the petnames-"
"oh- sorry, xemo-"
"did i say you should stop them, though-?"
the brunet only chuckled as he kissed xemon's cheek.
"how are we going to explain that im alive?"
"xisuma's a hero, right? and so is wels. they can probably change all legal documents. and burn your death certificate. if there is one."
"smart."
"I'm always smart."
"except for when you're gay panicking and wh-"
"shut it, or im kicking you out of my apartment."
"alright, dear. now, cmon i want to cuddle now that i'm back."
"race you to the couch?"
"race you."
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