calum
michaelgclifford: i found ur profile and i wanted a friend and i guess ur one now for me??
michaelgclifford: sorry, im new to the making friends shit
Calum_Hood: np! I am too. i literally haven't made a friend since 1st grade, which is sad
michaelgclifford: neither have i.
Calum_Hood: can i see what u look like plsssssss. SORRY I SOUND REALLY WEIRD
michaelgclifford: SURE!
michaelgclifford: <*picture image*>
"Holy shit." I covered my mouth and lowered down the computer screen. "he's fucking hot." it was a picture of him, obviously, sticking out his tounge.
Calum_Hood: damn sun u r very hot. ur pimples make u even hotter than the sun
michaelgclifford: y ty, i mean, obviously im punk rock soo
Calum_Hood: ive known you for about 15 mins and I definitely know ur not punk rock
michaelgclifford: whatever. BUT YOUR ADOREBLE JUST YOUR CHEEKS AND EYES AND OH MY GOD THAT BLONDE STREAK OF YOURS
michaelgclifford: i sound like a fangirl but your really hot too
Calum_Hood: how much sugar did u put in ur cereal mikey?
Calum_Hood: *michael
michaelgclifford: mikey? thats a cute nickname
Calum_Hood: alright. ANYWAYS lets play 20 ? u go first
michaelgclifford: kk. full name?
Calum_Hood: Calum Thomas Hood. yours?
michaelgclifford: Michael Gordon Clifford
Calum_Hood: i want my middle name to be gordon its cute
michaelgclifford: go ahead take it, i hate it
Calum_Hood: YES BITFH. and its really cute in ur name. where do u live?
michaelgclifford: Colma, California
Calum_Hood: dammit. i live in Sydney, Australia
michaelgclifford: I USED TO LIVE THERE BUT I MOVED WHEN I WAS 14
michaelgclifford: y couldnt i have stayedddddddddd
Calum_Hood: idk but i wish u still lived here
Calum_Hood: gtg. mum is calling
michaelgclifford: by callllllyy
Calum_Hood: bye mikey
Calum_Hood: *michael
i shut off my laptop and rubbed my red cheeks, smiling. im so happy it's unexplainabl. my heart feels happy and my stomach.
"calum!" i heard my father yell for me for the third time. i groaned and went down into the living room not finding him there. "over here," he was over by the door, holding his suitcase, a suit on, and a jacket. "i'm leaving now for work, i didn't cook, just order pizza. i'll be home by 11. bye." and he left.
"alright, like you're ever home." I mumble to myself and walk upstairs. I saw my phone ringing and it was ashton. I decided to text him and hung up.
from:
ew
wanna hang
To:
ew
no
from:
ew
y not
to:
ew
bc
from:
ew
dick
to:
ew
i am wat i eat bitch
from:
ew
im still coming over bye c u in 5'
"that little bastard." i ran down the stairs to lock the front door and the back door so he couldn't get in.
i pulled my phone out of my pocket, laying down on the sofa. suddenly i heard the door knob shaking. then i heard a knock at the window showing an annoyed ashton. i flipped him off and he went off trying to find another way in.
10 minutes later i hear foot steps. "guess who found extra keys under the pot out back, this bitch did!" ashton yelled walking up to me. "wow i never knew you were a female dog, i learn new bullshit everyday." i rolled my eyes and sit up. i reach out for two xbox controllers and pass one to him.
"sit down and lets see who can beat who at mario cart."
*^*
less than an hour later, ashton was basically attacking me because i beat him in the game. "you fucking cheater!" he giggles. "not my fault you suck!"
"no bitch i swallow."
"oh my god get off me."
i push him off me and he fell off with a grunt. my phone starts vibrating in my back pocket. "calum, why is your ass shaking?" ashton asked. "god, why are you even looking there?" he shrugs and lays back down.
michaelgclifford: CAN WE CONTINUE 20 ? PLS
Calum_Hood: later, i have a friend over.
michaelgclifford: omg u have a friend. its an amazing accomplishment cal
Calum_Hood: shut up. U MUST HAVE ANOTHER FRIEND TO SO STFU
michaelgclifford: i do lol he's next to me, he's names luke
michaelgclifford: <*picture image*>
it was an image of luke, i guess.
"ashton, come here." i ask. ashton crawls over next to me and lays the back of his head on my chest. "on a rate from 1-10, 10 being the greatest, how hot do you think he his?" i show him the picture and his eyes go wide. "oh- well, i think he broke the fucking scale i mean, damn he's hot."
Calum_Hood: my friend thinks he's hot lol
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antisocial || malum
Fanfictioncalum and michael never had friends, until they meet over twitter [lower case intended] (I wrote this book when I was 15, so I'm sorry for the grammar mistakes in here)
