Divorcee: i'm missing a bunch of my lilacs
Divorcee: do you guys know what happened
Bee Queen: I don't know, but I don't have as much honeycomb and honey anymore.
little goblin man: MY GOLD
little goblin man: and my redstone
little goblin man: BUT MY GOLD
little goblin man: ITS GONE
Tall handsome sexy man: someone stole half the fucking stratos sphere asw
Tall handsome sexy man: i dont know how it happened but it did
Tall handsome sexy man: @The Sheriff do your job and help us
The Sheriff: It wasn't Oli?
Weird Music Kid: WHY WOULD I STEAL FROM YOU
Weird Music Kid: you all are terrifying
The Sheriff: Joey?
Warrior Princess: JOEY
Warrior Princess: WHAT IS THIS
Warrior Princess sent an attachment - why.png (an image of a lot of stuff bundled up on her front doorstep)
God of the Sea: It was all for you, my love ❤️
Divorcee: @Wood man this could be us if you hadn't gotten DIVORCED with me 💔
Warrior Princess: JOEY RETURN THIS RIGHT NOW
Warrior Princess: Wait
Warrior Princess: NO DON'T BRING MORE YOU PIRATE
Warrior Princess: JIMMY
The Sheriff: I'm on my way, don't worry Katherine
Warrior Princess: Please bring handcuffs or a leash or something, we need to restrain him
God of the Sea: Wow
God of the Sea: I didn't know you were into this kinda stuff
God of the Sea: And I don't mind if it was polyamorous as well ;)
The Sheriff: I feel that you're worse than Scott
Divorcee: can't believe you're bringing the handcuffs AND a leash for him and not me
Warrior Princess: JOEY NO
The Sheriff: I'm bringing neither of those to him, Scott
God of the Sea: Aww, why not?
The Sheriff: I hate it here
Warrior Princess: Why are you so insistent on trying to date me??
God of the Sea: Because you're the prettiest pirate princess who deserves it <3
Warrior Princess: I'M NOT A PIRATE
God of the Sea: <3333
Warrior Princess: I'M A LESBIAN
God of the Sea: oh
God of the Sea: I'm sorry then
God of the Sea: I'll leave you alone Katherine
Warrior Princess: Thank you
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Private chat between Witch Shelby and Sausage
Witch Shelby: I HAVE A CHANCE!!
Sausage: woohoo!! go you!!
Sausage: now go tell katherine you likeher!!
Witch Shelby: no
Sausage: why not?!?
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Best class [E2]
Divorcee: let's go lesbian
Warrior Princess: Thanks, Scott.
Divorcee: oh no, a full stop
Divorcee: i'm in trouble
The Great Witch: why don't YOU tell scott you love him?
The Great Witch: oh wait
The Great Witch: OH NO WAIT
Divorcee: What
Warrior Princess: Can't believe Scott's getting bitches
Warrior Princess: Can't believe I just said that
Wood man: SHELBY!!!
Divorcee: Wait what
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Private chat between Witch Shelby and Sausage
Witch Shelby: YOU SHOULD HAVE JSUT STAYED SILENT
Witch Shelby: NOW HE KNOWS
Witch Shelby: probably
Witch Shelby: actually no he's not that smart i think
Sausage: thats mean!! >:(
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Best class [E2]
God of the Sea: This is getting interesting
God of the Sea: What will Scott say?
falsesymmetry: Maybe the "sheriff" is jealous
God of the Sea: Maybe he is, he hasn't said anything
God of the Sea: You know, I forgot you were here
falsesymmetry: Yeah, I haven't been on much
falsesymmetry: Just watching the chaos from a distance as I munch on my popcorn
Warrior Princess: Scott?
Warrior Princess: I think you killed him, Sausage
Warrior Princess: He's staring into space and he dropped his phone
Divorcee: can confirm, its lizzie and he left his phone unlocked so now i can reveal all his secrets
Warrior Princess: I think all his secrets are on our one group chat
Divorcee: oh wait i found something
Divorcee: actually i dont think i should say anything
Tall handsome sexy man: shame
Tall handsome sexy man: thought i could get some good blackmail on that colourful little man
little goblin man: its interesting and i do want to see it as well but as the vice rep i have to say
little goblin man: please dont blackmail him
Wood man: i was just scolding shelby because that was most likely a secret she was meant to keep!!!
Pixlriffs: It took you quite a while to respond.
Wood man: yea, just got distracted with hermes!!
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Private chat between Witch Shelby and Sausage
Witch Shelby: nice save
Witch Shelby: let's hope that hermes isn't actually with joel right now
Sausage: thankfully for me he is!!!
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Best class [E2]
Divorcee: ok then
Divorcee: it's scott btw
Divorcee: wait a minute LIZZIE
a normal human: if i dont respond for the rest of the day just know
a normal human: it was all scott's faulthdjsfn
Tall handsome sexy man: @Warrior Princess
Warrior Princess: She's okay, Scott just attacked her with a pillow
The Sheriff: Hey guys!
The Sheriff: What happened, I have like, at least 50 unread messages
Tall handsome sexy man: where tf did you go little man
The Sheriff: One of the newer class representatives was a little confused with the instructions we were given so I had to explain it to them
Tall handsome sexy man: ah
little goblin man: welcome back elader!!!
little goblin man: leader*
Weird Music Kid: elader
little goblin man: when were you even here??
Weird Music Kid: p ht hufdolyl lclyfdolyl hss aol aptl
little goblin man changed Weird Music Kid's name to "Demon"
Demon: HEY
little goblin man: it fits though
YOU ARE READING
a bad idea to put the empires in highschool
Fanfiction[fWhip created group "Best class [E2]"] [fWhip added Jimmy Solidarity, Joel, Pixlriffs, and 8 other people] fWhip: HEYO ----- Or; A mostly-chatfic, partially-genuine story based on Empires S2 :) Now featuring the Hermits! (Chapter 24 to 33!) A seque...
