18 - a bad idea to admit your crush to your enemy

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[ i forgor to post this im sorry ]
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Tall handsome sexy man: HELP HERLP HELP
Divorcee: no
a normal human: smh my head scott
little goblin man: cant believe you
God of the Sea: Cancelled on Twitter
Tall handsome sexy man: SAUSAUEG IS CHASING ME WITH A SHOE
little goblin man: fight him back with a shoe
Tall handsome sexy man: I CANT HES RIGHT BEHIND ME
Tall handsome sexy man: HELDIOFSFNDK,M
The Great Witch: L

Tall handsome sexy man changed their name to "Thunder cheeks"
Thunder cheeks changed Divorcee's name to "Pretty boy"

The Sheriff: ?
Thunder cheeks: hi its sausage!!!
Pretty boy: wood daddy <33333
Tall handsome sexy man: hi color papi!!
falsesymmetry: And we're back to this
Warrior Princess: Just kiss already JFC
Pretty boy: what
Thunder cheeks: ?!
The Great Witch: bestie you literally called scott 'pretty boy'
Thunder cheeks: well im sorry for telling the truth!!!
Pretty boy: i'm glad you aren't a truth denier
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Miserable Romancers

Scott: he thinks i'm pretty??!?!
Lizzie: yea

Lizzie changed Scott's name to "Gay panic"

Gay panic: WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO SAY TO THAT??!???!
Katherine: Say Sausage is pretty!!
Lizzie: are you a rare dinosaur fossil? because im an impatient paleontologist, and i wanna date you badly.
Gay panic: I'M NOT SAYING THAT TO HIM
Katherine: Hm
Katherine: Say this
Katherine: Heaven must be missing an angel because you're down here with me
Gay panic: that's much better but like
Gay panic: no
Lizzie: just see how it goes
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Best class [E2]

Wood man: im abck to this one :)
Wood man: thunder cheeks got his phone back
Thunder cheeks: why are all of you scary
Thunder cheeks: why did you call scott pretty on my account
Pretty boy: he was just telling the truth smh
Pretty boy: unlike you
Thunder cheeks: you really like scott dont you
Wood man: i just think hes neat!!
Pretty boy: same for you hotstuff
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Private chat between Toy and Smallest God

Smallest God: i can see you reading these messages
Smallest God: are you jealous
Toy: Why would I be?
Smallest God: i thought you liked scott
Smallest God: you think youre sneaky with your glances but you really arent
Toy: Why would I tell you though?
Smallest God: because i promise to not tell anyone and if i do you have the right to make me say whatever for however you think i deserve
Smallest God: its honestly tiring to see oyu guys pining for eachother
Toy: Can you even help me with Scott? I doubt you know anything about him
Smallest God: thats true
Smallest God: but
Smallest God: i have lizzie on my side and shes in that one chat with scott
Toy: ..
Toy: Alright, fine, what if I'm jealous
Smallest God: you have competition
Toy: YES, I KNOW
Smallest God: not just sausage but like
Smallest God: there are a bunch of other guys who want him so
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Joel created group "Toy Help"
Joel added Jimmy Solidarity and Lizzie
Joel changed Jimmy Solidarity's name to "Jim"

Joel: lizzie
Joel: tell us about scott
Lizzie: he likes cyan and a lot of other colours
Joel: we know that
Joel: tell jimmy things that will help his love life
Lizzie: ah
Jim: I don't need this, guys
Lizzie: one, dont give scott poppies
Lizzie: other flowers are fine, he just doesnt like poppies because of the star-crossed lovers thing
Jim: I did not know that
Lizzie: if you gave him poppies he may not end up liking you
Lizzie: two, give him physical affection and gifts
Lizzie: just make him feel loved
Joel: he doesnt have the confidence to do that
Lizzie: i know but he should at least know
Lizzie: oo! secret admirer stuff
Jim: Fine, I'll do that if it gets you both off of my back
Lizzie: :)
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Best class [E2]
-[Pretty boy: heaven must be missing two angels because you guys are down here]-
Warrior Princess: Thank you for using my suggestion
The Great Witch: what a great pick up line
The Great Witch: wait
The Great Witch: katherine that's the one you used on me!! D:
The Great Witch: that was our thing!!
Warrior Princess: It was too good not to reuse :(
Warrior Princess: Forgive me dear :((
The Great Witch: i can't stay mad at you forever <3
Pretty boy: cute
Pretty boy deleted a message

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