Mere Humsafar...

Mishti In Danger.

At night. Rajvansh house.

Raghav was crying. Big, fat tears rolled down from his eyes. He wipes them with back of his hand and again started doing what he was doing.

*Zara nazar neeche laaiye.*

He was chopping onions. Abir, standing besides him was trying to light up the gas stove, but was unable to do that. He beats the lighter on his hand so that it may work and again tries to light up the stove. He was getting annoyed seeing Raghav's tears.

Abir- kya ganga jamna (yamuna) baha raha hai?? Mard hai, Mard ki tarha pyaz kaat na.

Rv- poori zindagi mein, maine pyaz kaatna toh door, kabhi chheela bhi nahi hai. Samajh mein nahi aata ke itna rulaane wala aur aansu bahaane wala zehrila padarth log khaate kyun hain??

Abir- Pyar bhi toh rulata hai na, phir bhi log pyar toh karte hi hain. (Irritated) Kambakhat mari yeh gas kahaan se jalti hai, samajh mein nahi aa raha.

Saying this, he again beats the lighter on his palm.

Raghav- yeh TV ka remote nahi hai jo peetne se chal padega.

Abir- arrey toh aur kya karoon, yeh gas jal hi nahi rahi.

Just then Mishti's voice came.

Mishti- Woh.... Regulator band hai.

Abir and Raghav look towards Mishti, then towards each other and then again towards Mishti.

Abir (confused)- Kaunsa regulator??

Mishti- wahaan neeche.

Abir and raghav look towards each other and then, Abir picked up the gas stove and looked under it. Raghav was opening the drawers and finding regulator, but none of them could find it. Mishti tries to hold back her laugh. She went inside the kitchen, turned the regulator and lit up the stove.

Mishti- Khana taiyar hi hai. Mai garam kar deti hoon.

Rv- kya baat kar rahi ho?? Khana taiyar hai?? Mai paglon ki tarha pyaz pe pyaz kaat raha tha. Itne aansu waste ho gaye mere. Maine Abir se kaha tha ke tumhe ya Nisha ko utha lete hain, par Abir ne kaha ke tum logon ko disturb na karoon.

Abir glares raghav. Raghav chuckles.

Mishti- aap log baitho, mai khana laati hoon.

Raghav leaves. Abir and Mishti look towards each other and smile.
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Next Morning.

Bhanwari and Mishti came from Bhanwari's room. Raghav, sitting on dining table was having breakfast.

Bhanwari- Raghav, sab log kahaan hain?? Koi dikh nahi raha.

Rv- Sarla aunty bimar hain, toh Ishu Masi unki khabar lene gayi hain, woh maa kali (Nisha) nahaane gayi hai, woh hashtag queen (Kuhu) duniya ko apne hash tags suna rahi hai, aur chhui mui (Ketki) Ishu masi ke saath gayi hai, aur Abir laapata hai.

Mishti- laapata hai??

Bhanwari- woh kahaan gaya??

Rv- Laapata hai. Mujhe kaise pata hoga?? Bhatak raha hoga kahin, aaya hoga call uss Dinosaur ka.

Mishti- Dinosaur?? Kaun??

Rv- Humara senior officer DCP Anoop Kumar. Jab se Abir ne CID join ki hai, tab se ussey uss se problem hai, kyunke jis post pe Abir kaam karta hai, uss post pe woh apne bhai ko rakhwana chahta tha, par Abir eligible tha, iss liye usska selection ho gaya, aur yeh baat woh Anoop ko bardasht nahi huyi. Tab se koi na koi siyappa daal ke hi rakhta hai yeh.