Family :D - [DHMIS x Child Reader] COMPLETED

A/N: Some Incorrect Quotes :)

Hey, guys! Sorry that this isn't an update again, but I am going to update soon! I just really wanted to do some incorrect quotes-

I got the idea at one in the morning on a school night (October 28), so I had to put it off until at least that afternoon. (for context with timing, it is now 2 am for me on October 29th)

Anyway! I hope y'all enjoy!
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Shrignold: Is five a lot of followers?

Colin: Depends on the context.

Colin: On Instagram? No, not a lot of followers.

Colin: In a dark alley? Yes, a lot of followers.

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Robin: Oh, fiddlesticks! That really ruffles my feathers!

Harry: Please, just say fuck.

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Colin: *trying to impress Paige* I re-initialized the entire command structure, retaining all programmed abilities but deleting the supplementary preference architecture.

Tony: He turned it off and back on again.

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Paige: I lost Y/N.

Robin: How did you LOSE Y/N?!

Paige: To be fair, they are very small.

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Robin: Something tells me Tony's going to be a bit more unhinged today...

Tony: *holding a lit match and a bag of Cheetos* Leave me be, Harry isn't home to stop me, I'm going feral.

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Robin: Why are there little handprints all over the walls?

Harry: *whispering* Why are there little handprints all over the walls?

Y/N: *whispering* Because I have little hands.

Harry: Because they have little hands.

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Robin: *texting Harry* Roses are red, Tony Hawk is a skater

Harry′s phone: *auto-replying* Im driving right now - Ill get back to you later.

[Later]

Harry: *texting back* Fuck you.

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Harry: So, are you two friends?

Tony: Yes.

Colin: No.

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Harry: Who the fuck-

Robin: Language!

Harry: Whom the fuck-

Robin: No.

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Y/N: Bet you cant eat 15 crayons!

Doi: Bet you I can!

Harry: *sips coffee, checks to make sure 911 is still on speed dial, and goes back to reading the paper*