[Cipher's Son || Fight Falls]

Dipper vs. Manliness [Pt.2]

♦️{[Y/N]'s POV}

Lazy Susie then comes and puts the food on the table.

Lazy Susan: "Food!"

[Y/N]: "Yes!"

Stan: "Thanks there, sugar pot. I-I mean, I mean uh honey wasp, kitten baby, b-baby cow."

Lazy Susan: "Haha! Silly!"

Lazy Susan: "Silly man......" She said as she was walking away.

Mabel: "What was that about?" She questioned.

[Y/N]: "Yea."

Stan: "Nothing. I don't wanna talk about it. Talk about what? Why is this table wet?"

Mabel: "Wait just a second. I think I have an idea happening here. You......."

Stan: "No!"

Mabel: "...and her......"

Stan: "Stop it!"

Mabel: "AAAHH!"

Stan: "Oh boy..."

[Y/N]: "Huh...?"

Mabel: "You have a thing for Lazy Susan! You do have a soft side!"

[Y/N]: "Haha! Ew." I say, feeling a bit repulsed at the thought of love or whatever.

Grunkly guy puts his finger over her mouth.

Stan: "Keep it down, will ya?! Alright I admit it, okay? It would be nice if she liked me. But I've been out of the game for so long I wouldn't know where to start. I mean, look at her. She's so classy..." He said in a hushed tone.

Lazy Susan: "Spin, ya dumb pies, spin!" She shouted as she the spinning pie trolley.

Mabel: "Grunkle Stan, you are a bitchy, gross, weird old man. But we will get Lazy Susan to like you because nothing is stronger than the power of--"

Stan: "Love?" He cut her off.

Mabel: "Mabel! To victory!" She exclaimed as she proceeds to drink the salad dressing.

[Y/N]: "I'm gonna go, I'm not cut out for this love stuff." He said as he got up and started leaving the Diner.

♦️{Dipper's POV}

I was busy walking down the down the streets of the town.

Dipper: "Not manly enough, edgy... fuck the diner, fuck that lumberjack......" I muttered angrily to myself.

I then get sprayed by water.

Shrief Blubs: "Another hydrant destroyed. It's a gosh dang mystery."

Deputy Durland: "Wanna take off our uniforms and run around in circles?"

Blubs: "Quit readin' my mind." He uttered with his shirt off.

They both start running around with their shirts off and screaming in delight. I back up and bump into someone.