CHAENNIE ONESHOTS

Have you met...Jennie?

No One's POV

In the year 2040, "Kids, I'm gonna tell you an incredible story, the story of how I met your mother", said someone, two kids looks at each other, "Are we being punished for something?", said the boy, "What? No", said the woman, "Mom, is this gonna take a while?", the girl asked, "Yes", She answered making the two teens roll their eyes

"25 years ago, before I was Mom? I had this whole other life...it was way back in 2015 I was 27, starting to actually have the hang out of preparing to be a CEO and I was living in New York with my best friend, Lisa, from college...my life was good and well Aunt Lisa went to screw the whole thing up", the woman said

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"Will you marry me?", Lisa asked as she opens the small box that contains the ring, "Yes, perfect and then you're engage, you pop the champange, and you drink a toast and have sex on the kitchen floor", Jennie said and then looks at Lisa, "Don't have sex on our kitchen floor", Jennie said as Lisa grins and nods

"Thanks for helping me plan this out", Lisa said as they walk to the kitchen, "Girl, are you kidding? It's you and Jisoo, I've been there for all the big moments with you and Jisoo, the night you met, your first date...other first things...", Jennie said as she opens the bottle Lisa gave to her

Lisa then chuckles, "Yeah sorry bud, we thought you were asleep", Lisa said, "If Jisoo could just tone it down then I would have been asleep by that time", Jennie said as they shared a laugh, "Geez...you're getting engage tonight", Jennie said as Lisa nods, "Yeah...what're you doing tonight?", Lisa asked

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What was I doing? Your Aunt Lisa was taking a biggest step of his life and me? I'm calling up your Uncle Kai

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"Hey, so you know how I always have a thing for half-Asian girls? Well now I've got a new favorite...Lebanese girls...Lebanese girls are the new half-asians", Kai said as Jennie massages her temple, "Hey, you want to do something tonight?", Jennie asked, "Okay, meet me at the bar in 15 minutes...and Suit up!!", Kai said and ends the call

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When Jennie arrived at the bar, she wore a leather jacket paired with a t-shirt underneath, skinny jeans and sneakers, she looks around and saw Kai at the bar, "Hey", Jennie said as she was closer, Kai looks at her in disbelief, "Where's your suit? Just once when I said suit up, I wish you'd put on a suit", Kai said, "I did that one time", Jennie said

Kai squints his eyes and looks at his cousin, "It was a black dress and you wrapped yourself with a coat", Kai said, "Same thing for me", Jennie said as Kai rolled his eyes

"You know...ever since college it's been Lisa and Jisoo and me, now it's gonna be Lisa and Jisoo...and me, they'll get married, start a family, before long, I'mma gonna be the rich Aunt Jennie", Jennie said as Kai then smacks her, "I see what this is about...you're scared that you'll end our bloodline", Kai said, Jennie looks at her, "No, you'll end our bloodline", Jennie said as she accepts the beer, the bartender gave

"It's just, your best friend gets engage, you start thinking about that stuff, tho I have a whole lot of other problems around me", Jennie said as she began to drink, "Well to relieve some stress, let's play a little game I like to call...Have you met Jennie?", Kai said as he rubs his palms together