CHAENNIE ONESHOTS

Thinking Of You

Comparisons are easily done
Once you had a taste of perfection
Like an apple hanging from a tree
I picked the ripest one
I still got the seed

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Roseanne ran away from Jennie who was holding a bowl filled with flour, "Get back here, Rosie!!", Jennie yells as she rans after Roseanne who laughs at her, "Never!!", Roseanne shouts back and just when Jennie was already near Roseanne. Jisoo came into the kitchen, "Jesus Christ!! Kim Jennie!! Park Chaeyoung!!", Jisoo yells making the two stop, "I know Pasta that this is your house but please...before Alice-unnie comes home please for the love of baking, clean this up and...also your faces", Jisoo said as she left

Roseanne and Jennie looks at each other and laughs, Lisa then walks into the kitchen munching on her Doritos and stops when she saw how messy it was and the two culprits standing, freezing when they looked at her, "Chu scolded you?", Lisa asked as the pair nodded, "Oh THANK HEAVENS!! I wouldn't get killed for eating her Doritos", Lisa said, "That...wha...Lalisa...is that...the one in your hand, Sooya's Doritos? The one she specifically told us not to eat because she's saving it for movie night?", Roseanne asked as Lisa nodded

Roseanne and Jennie looked at each other, "We gotta clean NOW", they both said as they began to clean, "Wha...what's the matter?", Lisa asked, "I'm going with a yellow casket, maybe an oversize one since she's tall and then let's buy flowers, maybe her favorite flower", Jennie said as Roseanne nodded to everything she said, "LALISA MANOBAL!!", a yell was heard coming from the guest room

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"Hey Posie?", Joy asked as Roseanne hums, "Why is your tongue purple?", Joy asked, "Oh uhm...I had a red slushie", Roseanne answers as she continues to eat the snack prepared, Jennie then comes in with an almost empty cup of slushie which was blue, Joy then spits on her drink

"Joy, what the fuck?", Yeri exclaims as she then wipes the spit from her face, "Sorry I just...Jennie, is that a blue slushie?", Joy asked as Roseanne froze and then slowly looks behind her to find Jennie throwing the cup, "Uh...yeah?", Jennie said, "Oh this is gold!!", Joy yells as people around her were confused, "I will literally report this to Alice-unnie", Joy said, "DON'T!!", Roseanne and Jennie yells

"Okay what the fuck is going on?", Irene asked, "Well, let Jennie inform us on how she shoves her tongue down my baby cousin's throat?", Joy said as they then saw how Jennie and Roseanne blush

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"How dare you accuse me of not loving you all equally", Jennie said as she glares at Lisa, "Earlier at gym class, Roseanne almost got hit by a volleyball because Rachel hit a bit hard but l–", Lisa wasn't finished when Jennie went to hunt some bitch down

"Loving us equally my ass", Lisa said as she sat down beside her girlfriend, stealing the donut Jisoo was also eating, "Hey!", Jisoo says as she sighs when she saw that it was Lisa

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"Uh, Jen? What's this?", Roseanne said as she was given a box, "A box, gotta go, byeee", Jennie said as she leaves, Roseanne chuckles, she then placed it on her desk and opens it, revealing her favorite snacks, two picture frames, then another little box, "Oh my Lord, did THE Jennie Kim just dropped off an explosion box?", Nayeon asked as she sat beside Roseanne, "Seems like it", Roseanne said as she smiles