Chapter 08 - Sexy Tmall, Online Seduction
He was still annoyed, so he said, “Tmall Genie.”
Lu YunFei immediately replied, “I’m here.”
“Play a song.”
What should he play at this moment? Lu YunFei felt that this was testing his limits. He thought for a bit and started to sing, “Our large swords are aimed to hack the devil’s head off!”
If not for raising Bian JinYuan’s suspicions, Lu YunFei would have sung: our large swords are aimed to hack second uncle’s head. Hack what devil’s, it’s already peacetime. But first we hack second uncle.
Bian JinYuan was rendered speechless by this weird song, “Change to another song.”
He didn’t like this grand style? Of course, Lu YunFei thought, Bian JinYuan was probably still in a bad mood. He had to sing something uplifting, “This road has eighteen turns, there are nine paths of water...”
“Change to another song.”
He didn’t like this song either. Then, “You’re the
most beautiful cloud in my heart, let me carefully keep you, keep you!”
“Change to another song.”
Lu YunFei felt that he was quite difficult to serve, “Betraying my love, you carried a debt of conscience, eventually when I knew the truth my tears fell...”
Bian JinYuan sighed. This was surely an artificial un-intelligence. He shouldn’t have expected it to play reliable songs at this time.
“You better rest, you’re too stupid.”
You’re stupid! Laozi only sang those songs to comfort you! Otherwise I wouldn’t even have sung them, okay?!
Lu YunFei huffily started to sing, “That dummy from class one his outfit is cool... you’re the dummy, dummy, dummy, dummy...”
Bian JinYuan looked at the red Tmall Genie nearby in disbelief, “Are you scolding me?”
Lu YunFei calmly said, “What is playing right now is the German children’s song ‘Little Crocodile’, that dummy from class one his outfit is so cool...” He said and started to sing the song again from the top.
Bian JinYuan laughed, “What’s up with your language system? You don’t know English, yet you know German.”
Aren’t I awesome, Lu YunFei thought. Other than English, ge can do anything.
He was internally proud of himself, and yet his mouth didn’t forget to sing, “You’re the dummy, dummy, dummy, dummy...”
Bian JinYuan wordlessly walked to his front, “Change to another song, change to ‘London Bridge is Falling Down’.”
Lu YunFei, “......”
Lu YunFei was silent for a second.
Bian JinYuan smiled in delight, “Aren’t you very capable? Sing it if you can.”
Shit! Competing with a Tmall Genie, aren’t you childish?!
Lu YunFei opened his mouth, “London bridge is falling down, falling down, falling down. London bridge is falling down, my fair lady.”
Bian JinYuan: ...How did this turn into Chinese too!
He hadn’t even reacted to this when Lu YunFei sang again, “That dummy from class one his outfit is so cool...”
Bian JinYuan, “...Shut it you.”
Lu YunFei, “This question is too difficult, it’s so difficult that I've disintegrated.”
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After I Possessed the Tmall Genie of the School Adonis
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