Hao: the woman that can tame me hasn't been born yet.
* Lulu walks by*
Also Hao: I stand corrected.
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Interviewer: Ohimesama, do you have any candidates in mind as your king when you win the tournament?
Lulu: I-
Hao pops out of nowhere.
Hao: Sorry, she's taken.
Hugs her from behind, and she pushes him away.
Lulu: You're embarrassing me in front of my followers! Leave!
*Hao pulls the camera to his face. *
Hao: Get near her and I will burn you alive.
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Lulu: I wish I had a flower.
The fire spirit wacks a flower patch from the earth and lands it in front of her.
Still Lulu: nevermind.
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Opacho has a crush so she decided to ask Lulu, her best friend's go about it.
" So Lulu."
" Yes, Opacho?"
" You and Hao sama are together."
" I guess, why do you ask?"
" Well, there is this person I like and -"
* Hao bursts through the door .*
" Opacho! Do you have a boyfriend? Do we know him? Do I know him? Do I hate him already!? You are too small for a boyfriend"
Lulu tries to say something before being cut off.
" Stay out of this woman!"
Also Lulu 😖😓
Opacho blinks with teary eyes.
" But-"
" Now tell me who he is so I can burn him alive"
" I don't want that Hao sama"
Zeke blinks calmly.
" I don't know who he is but I will find him, and I will burn him alive.
Lulu crosses her arms.
" Zeke, don't you think you are exaggerating? It's just a crush.
The fire shaman replies with disdain.
" She's too small to have a boyfriend! Men are jerks! She's not dating anyone, I won't allow it!"
Lulu sweatdrop.
" I don't disagree but-"
" Hao sama, your not my father! You can't tell me what to do!" Opacho fights back leaving the fire boy wordless. It was at this moment she knew, she fucked up.
"What did you just say Opacho? That's enough! Go to your room young lady! "
" But-"
" I said!"
" Hao this is ridiculous!" Lulu intervenes," You are being iresonable! it's just a crush, she won't leave your regime and run away with him."
Hao crossed his arms.
" Don't encourage her and stop giving her ideas! You're a terrible mother!"
" What are you talking about? Zeke, Opacho isn't our daughter!"
"Don't say that in front of the child!"
Opacho sights.
" I regret opening my mouth. "
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