Amphibia X Reader

No Wonder (Sasha x Reader)

Apparently watching LGBTQ+ TikToks gave me this idea.

Y/n: Fem (and BI)

Lil bit o' context: You and Sasha are at a dog park hanging out

TW: Cursing (sort of-)

Enjoy!
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Your POV:
Sasha threw a tennis ball for her dog to catch as she continued to rant about school gossip. Although mid sentence we heard aggressive barking, catching our attention. It was Sasha's dog, Grime, barking at a leashed dog as it did the same. A boy who held the leash looked to be our age and particularly frightened of Sasha's dog.

We quickly rushed over before Grime could jump on them both. "Down Grime," Sasha commanded harshly. She was a sweet girlfriend, but she could be scary at times.

Grime did as he was told and sat down, glaring at the owner-dog pair in front of him. As I moved my gaze from the dogs to the boy I noticed he was...blushing...? "You alright man," I awkwardly asked. "Huh? Yeah. I'm feeling great beautiful~" Sasha immediately narrowed her eyes and wrapped an arm around my waist as I blushed at her action. When I looked at her, she seemed pretty pissed at the name.

"Thanks for not letting your dog maul me. How have your days been going hotties," the boy asked, oblivious of the deathly aura around Sasha. I started to awkwardly say, "Uhm, we're kinda both taken..." This didn't deter him. "I don't see your boyfriends anywhere." "We don't have boyfriends. We are dating," Sasha explained with a pissed off tone.

"We are b i s e x u a l s ," I added. His expressions went from shocked to disgusted. "Ew, homosexuals. Y'all are going to hell." I couldn't help myself and burst out laughing as I grabbed Sasha's other hand and intertwined her fingers with my own. The boy looked pissed as hell. 

Taking a glace at Sasha, I noticed her startled expression turn into a more confident one. She turned her attention to the boy who had steam pouring out of his ears. "Oof, touched a nerve," she remarked. "That short temper is probably why you get no bitches." I smirked. "No wonder." As we giggled together, he stomped off with his dog in heel.

"I'm sorry, homophobes are just so funny," I explained, placing a hand on her shoulder. 
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Originally written: 8/2/22-8/20/22 (#waslosingmotivation)

Published: 4/10/23

Homophobes are actually funny to me. In case you haven't read my bio, I'm a part of the LGBTQIA+ community. I am a bisexual demigirl (she/they pronouns). I actually enjoy watching transphobes and homophobes as a whole be stupid, so I can laugh and pace around my room ranting to my cat and stuffed animals.

Now obviously I didn't work on this right away like I had promised. I ate lunch and became occupied with plans. I mean, I'm writing this while doing homework. Rest assured that if I have tons of homework on a weekend with no rush, I will be writing. Unless my motivation went poof.

Have a nice day/night!