𝐥𝐢𝐞 𝐥𝐢𝐞 𝐥𝐢𝐞, lee haechan

009. names & nicknames

NAMES & NICKNAMES

IMESSAGE
[ haechan & minji ]

💩hyuck
sooo

when do we start this little shenanigan
of ours?

minge
rlly? shenanigan?

what are you twelve?

💩hyuck
yes

now answer the question

minge
alright alright

but i don't think we should start right away

💩hyuck
wdym?

minge
yk we can't just suddenly be in a relationship
out of nowhere, especially since the breakup
is still so fresh

we gotta ease into it

💩hyuck
i see your point

minge
and it's not like people really see us get
along at school either

it'll be weird if we just happen to like each
other all of the sudden

💩hyuck
what if we go to a party and 'happen
to run into each other' and we just start
talking

minge
everybody knows i would never ever
voluntary just start talking to you

💩hyuck
ouch

but true

minge
this is gonna be more difficult than i
thought

how can we make this relationship seem
believable

💩hyuck
well for starters, i suggest you change
my contact name to haechan

minge
you don't even know what it is

💩hyuck
it's 💩hyuck

you've had it since you first added me
to your phone

minge
fine, then change mine from minge to
ANYTHING else

💩hyuck
hdhahahaha okay but you gotta admit
that nickname is pretty funny

minge
no

now change it ddongfuck

💩hyuck
stoppppp

you change mine as well

minge
done

hyuck
did you change it to haechan? you
know i don't like my real name

jiji
yep iknow

i changed it to haechan

did you change mine to minji?

hyuck
yeah

jiji
good

now what else is there to help us sell
of this fake dating thing

hyuck
we should pretend to hide our
relationship so people won't think this
whole thing is staged

jiji
that's a good idea ngl

hyuck
i know

jiji
🙄🙄

hyuck
but do we "suddenly become interested"
in each other?

jiji
easy

you know how your constant flirting always
ticks me off

hyuck
suree, i know you like it

jiji
shut up and just listen

we'll just use that to create this tension
between us

hyuck
we already have this sexual tension

you just haven't given in yet😌

jiji
*pretended to give in

hyuck
no need to pretend sweetheart

jiji
i find you repulsive

hyuck
yet you asked me to pose as your
fake boyfriend

i think that's just an excuse for you to
be closer to me

jiji
i hate you

hyuck
oh but you love me though

and i don't see you denying it

jiji
i picked you bc i know ur the only person i
know who's desperate enough for revenge
to agree with this whole thing

hyuck
not as desperate as you baby

jiji
ur not my fake bf yet

so spare me the disgusting nicknames

hyuck
can't promise that pookie

jiji
you disgust me

hyuck
just admit you want me angel

jiji
this is torture

hyuck
i'll help you ease the pain darling

jiji
donghyuck

i swear to god

you make me sick

now goodbye before you make me
throw up

hyuck
get well soon beautiful

jiji
GOODBYE
seen

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author's note!
what do you guys think of the dynamic between minji and donghyuck?