𝐥𝐢𝐞 𝐥𝐢𝐞 𝐥𝐢𝐞, lee haechan

024. end of haechan's bitchless era

END OF HAECHAN'S BITCHLESS ERA

IMESSAGE
[ unhinged x4 ]

minji
guys

i would like to inform you that
haechan bitchless era ends today

nay

tonight

hyuck
bold of you to assume that i'm
bitchless

minji
i said boys so bold of you to
assume i was talking to you

hyuck
oh you tryna be funny i'll show
you funny you fucking imbecile

dery
hey hey hey chillll

no swearing there are kids here
(xiaojun)

DJ
since when did i get involved in
this shit

minji
since you were the one who
wanted to meddle in haechan
and my plan

soooo as i was saying

we're gonna start the pact tonight
at jungwoo and jaehyun's party

and if you two do so much as
rat us out to anyone i won't
hesitate to kill you guys in ur
sleep

hyuck
also

you guys gotta help us

cause like

we don't know how to start this
whole thing

DJ
dw we'll make smth up👍🏼👍🏼

dery
ofcc we'll help you

minji
tnx guys and haechan

hyuck
die

minji
choke

hyuck
what if i like it

minji
what if i stab you with a knife

hyuck
even better

dery
god he's just as unhinged as me
ily haechan ur my soulmate

minji
keep it in your pants

hyuck
why

are you perhaps jealous

dery
or are you perhaps homophobic

hyuck
or both

minji
i hate you guys

DJ
why do i always get involved
in you guys's shit

minji
suck it up

DJ
🫡🫡

minji
so

my place 9:30pm?