The Baudelaires and Quagmires walk towards Count Olaf's house, all holding two bags each except Violet who was carrying Sunny, when Keira opens the front door, Elizabeth and Sam standing next to her. "Do you need help?" Elizabeth asks, her and Sam walking towards them.
"Can you carry one of the bags?" Duncan asks. Sam nods and takes a bag from Duncan and Keira takes one from Isadora.
"Do you want me to take that bag from you Violet? You're already holding Sunny." Elizabeth asks.
"Are you sure?" Violet asks Elizabeth, who nods her head before taking the bag from Violet's hand.
They all begin to walk into the house and open the door when Elizabeth speaks. "Before we enter. We should warn you about-"
"I feel good." Count Olaf says looking at the children before skipping through the doors. "And a one and a two and a three."
Count Olaf theatre troupe is at the top of the stairs playing instruments, horribly, while beginning to sing, "It's the Count, it's the count, it's the count."
"That." Elizabeth finishes.
[Troupe]
It's the Count, it's the Count, it's the Count.
[Olaf]
Who else has such robust good looks in such a large amount?
I'm handsome and I'm talented and love your bank account.
[Troupe]
It's the Count, it's the Count, it's the Count
It's the Count, it's the Count, it's the Count.
[Olaf]
The C is for courageous, just another word for brave.
[Troupe]
O!
[Olaf]
Oh my god, what a very handsome knave.
[Troupe]
U!
[Olaf]
Unbelievable good looks and brains and heart!
[Troupe]
N!
[Olaf]
For the knowledge, 'cause I'm very very smart.
[Troupe]
T!
[Olaf]
For the talent, which is such a crucial factor,
When you're handsome and good-looking and the world's greatest actor.
[Troupe]
It's the Count, it's the Count, it's the Count
It's the Count, it's the Count, it's the Count.
[Olaf]
Who else has such robust good looks in such a large amount?
I'm handsome and I'm talented and love your bank account.
[Troupe and Olaf]
It's the Count, it's the Count, it's the Count
It's the Count, it's the Count...it's...the...Count.
All the children look at Count Olaf, the Baudelaires with horror in their eyes, the Quagmires with boredom and Elizabeth, Sam and Keira with blank expressions. It was an awkward silence for a few seconds when Count Olaf sings, "The Count."
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Unfortunately Fortunate
FanfictionViolet, Klaus and Sunny Baudelaire where three remarkable children. But one day their house burned down in a fire and their parents died. The then move into Count Olaf's house and their unfortunate events beginnings. They becomes friends with Isador...
