⁀➷ 𝐊𝐈𝐒𝐌𝐄𝐓 ➽ 𝐒𝐏𝐘 × 𝐅𝐀𝐌𝐈𝐋𝐘

➼ ❛┊ t w e n t y

chapter twenty

Loid woke up early in the morning as he lazily opened his eyes, squeezing his eyes and shutting them to get used to the brightness in his room. He stretched and opened the door, walking towards the kitchen to prepare some breakfast for his wife and daughter when he stopped walking. 

"Old MacDonald had a farm, Ee i ee i o!!" He saw you and Anya dance in front of the television. "And on his farm he had some..." you looked at Anya to continue when she shouted, "cows!" You gave Anya a high five and continued dancing and singing. 

"Ee i ee i oh~" You sang as Anya tried to copy the song. "With a moo-moo here" you both looked at right. "And a moo-moo there" the left. 'wtf is happening' Loid blinked.

"Here a moo, there a moo, Everywhere a moo-moo!!" you both pointed everywhere and then held hands circling anticlockwise. "Old MacDonald had a farm, Ee i ee i o~" you both posed as the animated young girl in the tv screen. 

You stopped when you saw loid looking at your legs. You just woke up few minutes ago to entertain Anya and teach her rhymes, you were still wearing your shorts and T-shirt which you were comfortable with instead of that one silk robe. 

"Mama let's continue! old mac dono had a palm, Ee i ee i o~ And on his palm he had some cheese, With a fuck-shit here!" Anya sang and danced around. "Anya what are you singing!!?" You asked horrified. "Huh? Chi-chi's friend taught me this." she mumbled. 

Loid leaned against the door and smirked. Guess he could get used to this. "An adult dancing and singing rhymes?" he was teasing his wife. "Shut up. there's nothing wrong with that!" you said embarrassed, as you picked up Anya's plush and threw on Loid, when he caught it on time. He smirked and threw it back on you but you dodged it. 

"Missed me! missed me! now you gotta kiss me!" you mocked how his aim suck. "You wanna say that again.. now I gotta what?" he pulled your wrist, making your body come close towards his, as he wrapped his arm around your waist and raised his brows. 

"Nothing.." you looked away. "No, y/n, now I gotta what?" he asked again coming close to your face. "Loid.." you leaned back with a warning tone. "Tell me y/n, Do I make you nervous?" he asked noticing your red cheeks. 

"Loid, if you do anything dumb in front of Anya just know that I have a knife at home with your name on it." you asked. "Threatening now I see.." he mumbled.  "Mama papa kith!! kith!!"  Anya cheered, stars in her eyes. 

"I would rather die than give her a little kiss." He said looking at his daughter making you frown. Anya sighed disappointed as she glared at Loid and went back to her room to get ready for her school. 

He pecked your forehead. "I was lying.." he hugged you suddenly. "I'm a fucking liar." he repeated, stilling hugging you and walking towards the kitchen and picked you up and placed you on the counter. 

"Loid. Anya is gone." you said making him snap out of his act. Little did you know, he was so immersed into his little act, he forgot he was acting. He cleared his throat and stepped back. "Sorry." 'No wait- continue--' you frowned.

The same day. Night 10 pm

Anya returned home after her school hours when she blabbered to you how her day was. At home, Loid decides to proceed with the original plan and improve Anya's academics. He gives her a math problem and tells her she will not watch her favorite show if she does not solve it. 

 Anya attempts to read his mind, but as he quickly thinks about other things, she gets overwhelmed. Anya then decides to ask you for help and read your mind. 'Okay if a body is in one piece and I slice it into 8 parts then throw 4 of the parts to the dogs.. the remaining..' you make a confusing division analogy with cutting bodies to pieces and then got distracted. 

A frustrated Anya runs to her room, stating she does not want to study. Loid tries to go after her, but you stop him. "But she has to study to become an Imperial Scholar .. we can't just leave her like that." he said. "Loid, let her be, she's just a kid that too a 6 year old." you held his arm and dragged him back. 

"Anya is still young and probably does not worry about grades right now." you made a good point making him agree too. "Also, hubby your teaching method is shitty." you deadpanned. "W-what do you mean.." he turned red, shocked.  

"You just try to teach her things and she doesn't enjoy learning. You try to bribe her with shows she love to watch and that's no use. Just make sure, to give her praise too. I remember my brother being happy that I was so proud of him..." you remembered Daisuke. 

Loid looked down with guilt as you made hot cocoa for Anya but she refused to get out, "Thank-you.." he sighed and got up giving you a smile. He goes to her room and tells her that her spy show is starting, and she is free to watch it. 

"Anya baby... please open the door for mama." you knocked holding her snacks. You both don't get a reply and enter the room and see Anya sleeping over her textbooks while trying to study by herself. You smiled, thinking for your brother. 

Loid moves Anya to her bed while you arranged her books in her bag according to her tomorrow's time table. You gasped seeing her school diary. "Um.. Loid.. Anya needs colour pencils and crafting sheets for her art class tomorrow." you probably informed late. 

"What!?" he looked at the clock. "It's 10:47!" he frowned. You whistled and looked away.