Tucker comes out of the teleporter with black armor on.
Church: Are you okay, Tucker?
Tucker: Yeah, I'm fine. (Runs up to the top of a nearby hill) Come on, Caboose! Arroyo! We gotta do this quickly!
Caboose: (On top of the base) Does it hurt?!
Tucker: No, not at all!
Arroyo: (On top of the base) Are you sure?! You're not lying to us right?!
Tucker: No I'm not! It's painless!
Caboose: Okay! Here we come!
Arroyo and Caboose run into the teleporter
Church: Does it hurt for real?
Tucker: Ohh, yeah. Big time.
Church and Tucker turn towards the teleporter.
Caboose: (Emerging from the teleporter in black armor) Owwwchie. (Turns to Tucker) You lied to us.
Arroyo: (Emerging from the teleporter in black armor) Ahhh! Motherfucker!
Tucker: See you guys are fine.
Arroyo: ...
Arroyo just stares at Tucker for a few moments before he runs up to him and punches him across his face and he falls to the ground.
Tucker: OW! You son of a bitch.
Cut to Sarge on top of Red Base.
Sarge: Ah, dammit. Lopez, c'mere. Do you see something out there?
Lopez looks through a sniper rifle, then turns to Sarge and lowers his head. The camera pans down to Grif and Simmons inside the base.
Simmons: There's no L in it, it's pronounced both.
Grif: That's what I'm saying. Bolth.
Simmons: Both.
Grif: You sound like such an ass the way you say it.
Sarge: Grif! Quit your yammering and get your keister up here. Need some help. Got more of them Special Ops fellas headed toward the base.
Grif: As in... more than one? Uh, maybe we should bolth go, sir.
Simmons: BOTH.
Grif: Seriously, man, like an ass.
Sarge: Well, well. Another brilliant idea from the think tank. Why don't you both come up? Leave the prisoner alone. We could just put her on the honor system - have her guard herself.
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Red VS Blue: Agent New Mexico
FanfictionRed vs Blue with a new character joining in the mix. Agent New Mexico lost all his memories during his time in Project Freelancer, he found his way to Blood Gulch. After being assigned to Blue team, he now has to deal with all the madness and chaos...