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The Reds and Blues are not shooting at each other. Sarge is addressing Church.
Sarge: We are giving you a chance to surrender!
Grif: There's no way this bluff is gonna work.
Sarge: Put a cork in it, Fast Eddie. There's positively no way they know we're outta ammo.
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Cut to the Blues.
Church: Yeah, they're definitely outta ammo... (yells back) What're your terms?!
Tucker: Their what?
Arroyo: This gotta be the stupidest thing I've ever seen.
Cut to the Reds.
Grif: Our what?
Simmons: I can't believe this is actually working. See if we can get Lopez back, Sarge.
Grif: Oh yeah. 'Cause then he can fix the Warthog.
Donut: Oo oo, Sarge - tell them we want the flag.
Grif: Yeah, and some cake!
Donut: Ooh... Wait wait Sarge, just the cake.
Sarge: Alright, Blues! First off! We want your flag-!
Simmons: Wait wait wait just a second. The last time we got the flag, the chick in the black armor showed up.
Sarge: ...to stay right where it is! Keep the flag! But we do want our mechanized droid guy back!
Church: Uh oh.
Sarge: You may know him as Señor El Roboto!
Cut to the Blues.
Tucker: Well, Church, what's it gonna be?
Church: Chingado, no way. I'm not giving back my body. I just got this thing.
Arroyo: So what do you wanna do then?
Sarge: And don't think you can keep his nuts! Or bolts, or other mechanical parts you may have!
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Red VS Blue: Agent New Mexico
FanfictionRed vs Blue with a new character joining in the mix. Agent New Mexico lost all his memories during his time in Project Freelancer, he found his way to Blood Gulch. After being assigned to Blue team, he now has to deal with all the madness and chaos...
