Red vs Blue with a new character joining in the mix.
Agent New Mexico lost all his memories during his time in Project Freelancer, he found his way to Blood Gulch. After being assigned to Blue team, he now has to deal with all the madness and chaos...
Church: Okay, Tucker, I need you to get up there, help Caboose shore up the defense, establish a suppressing fire, and hold that position until further notice.
Tucker: I didn't even know what half of that meant.
Arroyo: It means go help Caboose shoot the Reds at his rock.
Church: Yea what he said.
Tucker: That rock? Yeah, I don't think so.
Church: We do not have time to discuss this.
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Tucker: Sure, no time for you to discuss it. You get to hang out here with Nancy No-Bullets shootin' the breeze and Mister I've been working out. Meanwhile, I'm out there, running around, eating a machine gun sandwich.
Arroyo: Hey, I offer you to come train with me.
Tucker: Fuck that, that sounds hard.
Church: Tucker, we're gonna give you covering fire.
Tucker: Covering fire? Unless that means you're gonna build a huge, bullet-proof wall between me and them, I think you need to come up with a new plan. Preferably one that involves me keeping the same quantity of blood that I have right now.
Church: No problem. Oh wait wait, does the blood have to be in your body?
Arroyo: I can't believe that we're having this conversation right now.
Tucker: Neither can I, but I want to live, so we are.
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Zoom to Grif and Simmons firing their respective machine guns at the Blues.
Grif: Simmmonns... I-I can'tt ffeeel my handdds.
Simmons: Maybe you should lay off the trigger, you dumbass.
Zoom back to Church.
Church: Alright you, Doc, get over there and help Caboose!
