19: Last One Out, Hit the Lights

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Grif and Simmons standing atop Red Base

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Grif and Simmons standing atop Red Base. Lopez is visible in the background.

Simmons: Hey.

Grif: Yeah?

Simmons: You ever wonder why we're here?

Grif: No. I never, ever, wonder why we're here. Semper Fi, bitch.

Church possesses Lopez.

Lopez: Keegakergerk!

Simmons: What? What's wrong with Lopez?

They turn to look at him.

Grif: I don't care.

Simmons: Hey, Lopez, uh... you okay, man?

Church as Lopez: Aye, muchachos, necesito darles...... un aviso...( Guys, I need to give... you a... warning...)

Lopez (Church):¿Qué? ¿Por qué estoy hablando español? ¡No sé español! ¡Solo Arroyo sabe hablar español! [What? Why am I speaking Spanish? I don't know Spanish! Only Arroyo knows how to speak Spanish!]

Simmons: Um... Sure...

Lopez (Church): ¡No, no, escuchame! ¡La bruja los va a matar! ¡Ella está trabajando en el tanque con el chico azul claro! [No, listen to me! The mean woman is going to kill you! She is fixing the tank with the light blue guy!]

Cut to Tucker overlooking Tex and Arroyo who is still working on the tank.

Tucker: Aw, crap. Caboose, they're almost done fixing Sheila. I better radio Church and tell him what's going on.

Caboose: Oh! Oh! Oh! Tucker, please! Please! Tucker! Tucker! Tucker! Tucker, please! Tuck-

Tucker: Yes, you can be the one who radios Church.

Caboose: Thanks, man. (Turns on radio) Calling Church. Come in, Church. This is your close, personal friend, Private O'Malley.

Tucker: O'Malley? You said your name was Caboose.

Caboose: I never said that, you guys did!

Tucker: Why didn't you correct us?

Tucker: Why didn't you correct us?

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