Pepper: tony is an ass
Natasha: I agree!
Tony: hey!
Natasha: shut up lover boy
Tony: ewww like I would even grace you with my affections
Pepper: tony...
Natasha: I couldn't really care less
Tony: oh come on admit you're jealous of the magic between me and pepper!
Pepper: -____-' what magic?
Tony: I saw Clint kissing another girl, she was a smoking hot redhead!
Natasha: what. Did. You. Just. Say?
Tony: Clint was kissing a smoking hot redhead, who probably doesn't have trust issues and draws a gun on him every time he puts his hands over her eyes!
Natasha: ...
(Natasha is offline)
Pepper: YOU ASSHOLE!!! YOU COULDN'T HAVE KEPT THAT TIDBIT TO YOURSELF COULD YOU!!!???
(Pepper is offline)
Tony: she had a right to know
(Tony is offline)
