Triple trouble arrives

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Tony: bye guys see you in a while!

Natasha: do I want to know stark?

Tony: Pepper's scheduled c-section is today!

Pepper: tony, let's GO we're going to be late!

Tony: see ya M*****F******!

Pepper: TONY!!!!

(Pepper and tony are offline)

Steve: *0* he just said....

Natasha: let it go Steve just let it go, he becomes a father today.

Clint: djcnenqncnsmencjfn'md'mm"""0001345 djsjsnsw

Natasha: are you alright over there?

Clint: Alex likes to press buttons,

Natasha: awww Ali you try

Clint I think she likes your hair more than the keys

Natasha: mama trvnjredbmjddbmwws

Clint: (\(^.^)/) she typed her first word!

Natasha: she can already say: mama, dada, moron, pow, and pepper she's pretty smart.

Clint: Alex can say: diaper, dada, mama, poop, and uranium courtesy of tony... -__-

Natasha: -_- fantastic, I'd ceiling him but he's not here

Steve: may I please hold Ali?

Natasha: sure, just don't bounce her she just ate

Steve: ok. Aww she's very cute,

Natasha: thanks!

Clint: we sure do know how to make em!

Natasha: Clint behave!

Steve: I can watch them if you guys need a break or something, they repaired the shooting range after Tony's "issues"

Natasha: thanks Steve!

(Clint and Natasha are offline)

(Alex is online)
(Ali is online)

Ali: hi uncle Steve!

Steve: you can type?!

Alex: Jarvis taught us how!

Ali: shhh don't tell mommy and daddy or they'll think we're weird!

Alex: yeah!

Steve: what do you want to do?

Ali: um...hug! *hugs Steve*

Steve: um hi! (This is very strange...)

Alex: I'm bored!!!!

Steve: oh um what do you like to do?

Alex: SMASH!

(Alex is offline)

Steve: whoa! Where'd you get the hammer?!

Ali: *sigh* uncle tony is rubbing off on him

Steve: agreed

Ali: *yawns* it's nap time!

Steve: yup! Your mother would not be happy if you guys skipped your nap!

(Ali is offline)

(Steve is offline)

A/n: dunno when the next chapter is gonna be out because I'm pretty busy, I'm at the orientation today, then on Thursday I've got a doctors appointment (no I'm not sick, I go to the pediatrician every 3 months) then after the doctors appointment I'm getting my eyebrows waxed (ouch!) and cleaning my room and gathering my laundry, then on Friday and Saturday I'm babysitting my cousins, (if want the whole horror story from last time inbox me) -___- still recovering from last time on Sunday and Monday we're finishing back to school shopping and Tuesday I'm going into grade 9! So yeah... Updates may be far and few between for a while I'm very sorry but l try to write as many as I can in advance!!!! Maybe I cold even schedule a guest author every so often?!


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