Pepper: my husband is an idiot!
Natasha: is that why the toaster was shooting lasers this morning?
Pepper: it was doing WHAT???!!!
Natasha: never mind, why is he an idiot?
Pepper: he thought of trying to make a mixture that would make food grow faster so you could get two harvests in one season, sound too good right?
Natasha: I don't trust tony so yeah sounds too good
Pepper: he made and apple swell to the size of a boulder then played Indiana jones with it!!!
Natasha: oh god...
Pepper: ikr???
Natasha: his maturity level is astounding
Pepper: I hope this baby is a girl! Speaking of which we have an ultrasound to get to!
(Pepper is offline)
Natasha: lol he's an idiot!
Clint: eww Alex just spat up all over me!
Natasha: oh...
Clint: stop laughing
Natasha: sorry
Clint: it's ok...
Natasha: oh god Ali is crying...
Clint: let's go...
(Everyone is offline)
