Tony: in all the movies I've seen where women give birth they're screaming and groaning and yelling at the father of the kid...Natasha isn't doing any of those things!
Clint: she's got a high pain tolerance
Bruce: yes and she's not ready to push so nobody tell her to!
Thor: ok...
Loki: there are two of them inside her...she's going to have to do this twice?
Tony: to dumb it down, yes Loki
Loki: grrr
(Natasha is online)
Natasha: does princess Lokitty need a hug?
Loki: Shut up I don't want to hug that kicking wriggling mass that is your stomach!
Thor: Loki! We do not talk to women like that, you must address them respectfully!
Loki: no
Thor: I apologize he always gets out of sorts when the spotlight isn't on him
Natasha: it's ok... the doctor says I'm nine centimeters!
Clint: yay!!!
Bruce: do you feel like you need to push?
Natasha: a little but it's manageable
Tony: Hahahaha sucker!!!
Pepper: -_-/)(0.0)>u. No tony
Tony: ow!
Natasha: ...
Clint: how long is it gonna take?!
Natasha: you guys get your asses in here I'm ten centimeters and it's time to push!!!!!
Clint: djskslddmrmf!!!!!!
(Everyone enters hospital room 6A in the maternity ward)
Doctor 1: ok I need you to give a nice big push
Natasha: ....
Doctor 2: good you're doing great!
Clint: *squeezes Natasha's hand* I can't believe it we're going to meet our little twins!
Natasha: yeah!
Tony: this is gross I'm leaving to go check out hot nurses.
Pepper: you're married remember? -__- answer carefully tin head.
Tony: sorry...
Doctor one: and push
Clint: god Nat you've god a death grip!
Natasha: sorry!
Doctor one: I can see a head! If the father wants he can come down to the foot of the bed to catch the baby and cut the umbilical cord
Clint: ok since I'm all scrubbed up!
Doctor one: push!
Clint: oh my god! There's one!
Doctor two: here grab it like this... Keep pushing ma'am
Clint: oh wow he's beautiful!!!
Nurse: just let us clean him up and weigh him...
Natasha: oh god! Here comes another contraction!
Doctor one: push!
Clint: come on Nat you're doing great!!!
Tony: aww he's a real cutie!
Pepper: he's got Clint's eyes!
Doctor two: I see another head!
Clint: and here comes number two!
Doctor: one last push!!!
Clint: oh my god! She's perfect!
Natasha: what are their weights?
Nurse: the boy's weigh is 8lbs 8oz and the girls is 8lbs 7oz
Clint: we've got names! The boys name will be Alexander Philip Anthony Barton.
Natasha: and the girls name will be Alianovia Virginia Maria Barton
Pepper: you named her after me?!
Maria: and me?!
Natasha: yeah
Pepper and Maria: oh my god thank you!!!
Natasha: the godparents will be pepper and tony, and Steve and Bruce will be called uncle Steve and uncle Bruce, fury will be uncle nick. If that's ok with you sir?
Fury: that's fine with me!
Tony: wow they've got some weight to them!
Pepper: I don't mean to steal Natasha's spotlight be me and tony have an announcement to make...
Natasha: are you...?
Pepper: I'm pregnant!
Natasha: how far?
Pepper: I think two months yesterday...
Tony: hopefully there's only one....
Pepper: knowing our luck? Forget it!
Tony: knowing our luck theirs going to be like four!
Pepper: yup :( knowing our luck!
Natasha: anyway...all three of us have been cleared to go home so vamoose!!
(Everyone is offline)
